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Posts by the reverend horton hears a who
I fully support people who boycott shows/movies/stores for moral issues and personal values.
I make sure to shop as conscientiously as I can! Fuck you, Hobby Lobby!
But get off the high horse and stop low key bullying others who manage to scrap some joy out of the shit sandwich life hands us.
“No, Burt Gummer, you don’t get to go to Heather Mason’s room because you shot Sanji out of a cannon and need to apologize!!!”
-me playing Miitopia
Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner
Fuck you. My art of "Princess" Fludd in a cute widdle dress from 2020.
Happy Birthday, Tim Curry! We know Addams Family Reunion wasn't your fault.
a doctor i trust more than rfk jr
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Sneak!
If you deadname any trans person, no matter how bad, be it Christine Chandler, Caitlyn Jenner, Keffals, anyone, youre a piece of shit.
You dont stop being trans because youre an awful person.
If you misgender or degender a problematic genderqueer person, I know you are unsafe. Esp if youre an "ally"
Wrote a piece about Martha and the Vandellas, civil rights, and their place in the history of Black women R&B groups. I also created a YouTube playlist (in the comments) with some of their hits
Peace and love.
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Pain Monster!
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
The Nintendo Switch Game Cartridge Taste Tester fucked up and now this current batch isn't rancid.
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Happy 30th Anniversary to what is arguably 3 of the greatest minutes of television ever.
youtu.be/4jXEuIHY9ic?...
Boycott Target because their AI might randomly and falsely accuse you of theft and then have you arrested and upend your life.
everytime i see anything about chris brown still having a career im reminded of a friend from middle school who had a MASSIVE crush on chris brown and she dropped his ass and never looked back after he beat rihanna. didnt even have a second thought or anything, just said "yep. im done with him"
Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...
Plenty of good news to come!
"You" can "now" "eat" "some fish" "caught" in "New York's Hudson River for the "first time" in 50 "years."
Once again, for the latecomers:
Media mergers are bad for everyone. Bad for writers. Bad for actors. Bad for directors. REALLY bad for consumers. Bad for executives. Bad for literally everyone except the billionaires who own them. Do what you can to stop this. blockthemerger.com/openletter
Illustration of Neil the rat banging out the tunes on his little piano
Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!!
So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”
Excited to announce that I'm partnering with Day Three Pictures to make my fan film "UnMASKed" a reality! There'll be more news as it develops, but it's really happening, yall!
www.daythreevault.com
Just kidding they reinstated the one guy who said the n word multiple times and who tried to dox me with his friends and harassed me and didn't even apologize about any of it
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉