Gotta keep perpetuating the lie until the AI bubble bursts.

That was an AMAZING ep of #Daredevil 😈

Nice!

I'm pretty comfortable drawing the line at children, especially since I was abused as a kid - so whitewashing (pun intended) Michael Jackson is especially infuriating to me.

I hear you, but it's hard to argue that Bowie, Prince, James Brown, etc. were serial predators/abusers; most of them matured out of that behavior. People like Jackson, R. Kelly, Diddy, Epstein, Trump never did.

I see the behavior of Michael stans in this moment and understand the blind eye MAGA takes to Trump & Epstein a little more.

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

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I just realized why every restaurant in my email is advertising a deal today 😆

I assume the light and projection show kind of forces Nine Inch Noize to do the same set on both weekends

"Joe, remember when we both hosted shitty game shows on NBC?"

I wonder if you can bet whether or not Madonna will do a couple of songs with Nine Inch Noize

This would be embarrassing, if the Republican Party had any shame left

I said on Instagram that Dave Chappelle was "like Rob Scneider, but not as funny," and the responses I'm getting are 😚👌

Had an extended dream overnight about having crippling depression. Then woke up this morning feeling fine. Paging Dr. Freud...

Eating McDonald's in a garishly gilded office. The Trumps truly are the Beverly Hillbillies.

"What are you DOING, stepbro?"

If blasphemy is what finally turned you against him, you were never a Christian in the first place.

The New York Times is right on top of this ten-year-old story.

Not only did you elect the Antichrist, you wore his merch

There has never been a bigger whiner on planet Earth.
Dude taught a generation of conservative men how to be a pussy 😆

I think he's doing great! 😉

as long as we've got J.D. Vance, there's nothing we can't do!

I would say Trump shit himself over Orban losing, but apparently he's been shitting himself for decades

I wish I could be at RNC headquarters to see what full panic looks like

KABOOM

That you haven't got a fucking clue?

Great. Doesn't change either of my arguments.

I would love for all cars to be electric. But let's be realistic about what most people can afford and who is profiting in the EV market.

"Battery repairs are $10-20K" 🤡

What fucking planet do you live on? Jesus.

Tell that to my old Prius.
I was happy to get rid of it, but my dealership was sad to me see go.

lol horseshit

fuck off, bot