Great minds LOL

We’re so back it’s so over meme

Bluesky today:

LOL the spot-to-spit pipeline 😈

I finally went up and introduced myself and his voice is SEXY!! He caressed my arm and asked when I’ll be at the gym next!! 🥵🥵🥵

Would love to go back to stressing about BOYS instead of stressing about WORK! Come on handsome boys distract me !!

going well so far !

I am going to be so hot and gay this weekend

^Gay John at Opening Night of Death of a Salesman on BROADWAY!

Gay John smiling in front of the death of the salesman banner at Winter Garden Theatre Wearing a black suit with sparkling button up

Gay John smiling in front of the death of the salesman banner at Winter Garden Theatre

I’M ACTUALLY KINDA FAMOUS

a man with a beard is wearing a pink shirt with the words slay and yass Alt: Pedro pascal saying slay and yass!!

Felt so diva boots slay carrying my garment bag on the nyc subway for my big broadway event tonight 💅

Bloomfies beautiful stoned sunday

a woman in a wig is smiling and the words choices are on the screen Alt: Tatianna all stars 2 CHOICES gorgeous

The entire season was spent focusing on the Dion family and Jane Don’t but none of them will be in the finale…that’s editing for ya! #DragRace

The judging this season is GARBAGE

Giving juicy negative critiques after she tried to stick her head between Zane Phillips’ legs…girl bye #DragRace

I’ll deny this but there are always at least 1-3 rotating Bloomfies that I pretend are my irl boyfriends when I get sad lmaoooooooo

Gay card revoked

Yes it’s such obvious fraud my bank shut it down but it still caused a whirlwind of emotions

Somebody edited and deposited my check !!

My rent check being stolen ain’t a joke either !! Why can’t I just be pretty in peace 😭😭😭😭

Gay John flexing and sticking his tongue out while smiling also I forgot to turn the light on the back off so a little backlit

getting big ain’t no joke bro ;)

Reminder that it’s okay to go to the bathroom at work and take a few deep breaths and cry a little and then pull it together and be as gay as possible for the rest of the day

So my new gym is GAY and the cruising is v obvious (aka boring) so I am playing the long game with a hottie. Weeks ago I started with making eyes, then nodding, later smiling. Last night I let myself stare at him a little too long and he chuckled & blushed — now that was hotter than I imagined !!

TASTE! Also love “The Peace”

Last night’s hookup was yet another reminder that muscular ‘masc’ men are often terrible at sex 🙄🙄😭😭

Hey siri please mute “Harry Potter reboot” on everything

FYI I sang this to audition for my high school a cappella group (and got in 💅)

And now I transition to “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” 😂

More Gay John lore for my Bloomfies: this man and I are no longer seeing each other but we had a great time together and I was reminded that I WILL fall in love again one day ♥️
also he photoshopped that handsome work photo and I’m forever grateful !! Now on to the next ;)

You got this!! It’s exhausting but it will happen!!

My secret is out 🤣