I’m tired of struggling…mentally…financially…sometimes physically…

It’s just exhausting.

This is why I love sleep. None of that matters.

Uncomfortably Horny should be a pull quote.

Here is my yearly traditional post recommending anyone who likes horror to watch Blood Rage.

Great cheesy 80s Thanksgiving slasher with a fun twist and a fantastic performance by Mark Soper in a dual role.

#ItsNotCranberrySauce

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the kitchen, spatchcocking my meat.

#Thanksgiving

“I blue skeeted this morning…”

Something doesn’t sound right about that.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair next to a briefcase ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair next to a briefcase

I just typed out a whole tweet and then dele…

Wait…

They’re not called tweets over here…what the hell do we call these?

“Hi Billie Joe, I know you’re asleep this month but I just wanted to say I’m a huge fan…anyways…bye!”

I haven’t even announced that I have a profile here yet and a bunch of wonderful people have found me already!

Thanks y’all!