advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it
advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately
We don't hate these people enough
this is just a warmed over david duke speech from 1990
B A N G E R
How about the Tom Carroll-esque assist from Bergvall as well?
#COYS
as dumb and gross as the fertility rates thing is, if you want people to make more babies the answer is more money (higher pay) and more free time (fewer work hours)
Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.
So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.
Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk
clavicular being hospitalized for an overdose is honestly just sad to me, it will continue to escalate further, he has submitted his entire life into a panopticon streaming life and it never ends up good, a sickness of modern society
Genuinely depressing to me that your partner has to Doordash to raise money for your cancer treatment when you get old. What happens if you don't have a partner? Are we just working to pay a landlord and save up for a medical emergency when we're elderly?
I've been laughing for like 10 minutes
more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out
I, for one, am shocked that the least likeable person on earth wasn't able to sway people
This must hit so hard if you’re incredibly stupid.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Friday, April 10, 2026 BY POPULAR DEMAND, WHITE SOX ANNOUNCE BALLPARK-WIDE SOX POPE HAT GIVEAWAY SCHEDULED AUGUST 11 Initially Limited Specialty Item Now Available to All Fans Attending the Game CHICAGO – Due to overwhelming fan demand, the White Sox today announced the White Sox Pope Hat is now a giveaway item scheduled to be distributed to all fans who attend the game on Tuesday, August 11 vs. Cincinnati at 6:40 p.m.
well yeah the overwhelming demand should've been expected
I think people should respond this way any time they are asked this question bsky.app/profile/dipl...
He still needs to be removed from office. A war powers resolution will not suffice. He circumvented Congress to start the war. He circumvented them on tariffs and appropriations. Why anyone thinks he'd adhere to a Congressional war powers resolution is beyond me.
$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago.
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Apropos of nothing
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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
Happy Easter my fellow heathens
Insane: in order for NFL fans to watch every football game next season you will need TEN different streaming subscriptions. - Netflix - Prime Video - NFL Network - Peacock/NBC - FOX - CBS - ESPN+ - Paramount+ - YouTube TV - NFL Sunday Ticket It is nearly impossible to be a football fan.
I have a suggestion nobody will like... don't be a football fan. Stop giving these rich xssholes even more money. Shut it all down, already.
One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵
The obvious question is to ask what is the point of the article. And the answer is means testing. By saying the rich don't deserve public goods it makes it easier to say someone just above the poverty line doesn't either. They want public goods to be shit.
Keegan Michael Key has the best laugh reactions; he laughs with his whole body and it's so infectious
lmao
What sucks about the government trying to shut down Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel is that we used to be able to celebrate late night hosts getting fired. When James Corden left American shores, children danced in the streets. There was jubilation! I won’t let you ruin Jimmy Fallon one day being fired!
I guess when I said that "Spurs need a vibes man", I should've specified that I meant positive vibes
That's on me, my bad y'all #COYS ?
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I expect nothing and I will still be disappointed
