Why are Os in my Special K box?

Some days I feel like the cleanup guy walking behind the horses in a parade.

I have touched a soft, warm, woolen blanket in the digital realm.

Sic gorgiamos allos subjectatos nunc. (We gladly feast on those who would subdue us).

What? Kansas is carding at the toilets now?

Damn, Nature! I just shoveled!

After a two week visit from my 23-year-old nephew I'm working this week from home (working from living room couch instead of basement office).

I hate when Blue Sky switches from Following to Discover by itself and I wonder who these people are and why these topics are on my feed.

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Does that mean I'll be able to stream DCU movies now?

How can you tell if you need more coffee or more booze? Serious question, I'm having a day.

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I am heartbroken about my favorite Bad Boy #ChaunceyBillups

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I didn't see ICE. I'm still here.

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looks like i picked the wrong week to quit caffeine written on the screen ALT: looks like i picked the wrong week to quit caffeine written on the screen

Got a call from my doctor's office offering to reschedule today's appointment because ICE is in the area. I'm a new patient and I need my meds so I'm going. I don't expect to get disappeared but who knows. Picked a fine time to move to Chicago.

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