am i the only Arsenal fan who plumped on Man City for the league at 15/2... 9/5... And 7/4?
Surely we all saw this coming???
May as well make a profit from this embarrassment.
We knew this was going to happen. Free money.
The Coventry fans aged 35+... The Highfield Road people
They're the ones that this hits hardest.
You deserve this.
Roy Wegerle, Micky Quinn, Peter Ndlovu, Gordon Strachan, Steve Ogrivovic. David Buust, Darren Huckerby... The Boys are back.
Knowing what I know, who i know and where I go... I never thought id be 44yr old never having a Grand National winner under my belt.
In the terms of Nathan Lyon.. i am absolutely filthy.
Its been a chastening day.
When was the last time that the team 9 points clear at the top of the table was an absolute laughing stock?
This afternoon I am full Nathan Lyon. Absolutely Filthy.
Ahh there we are, my first annual spotting of someone online who can't believe its snowing in April when in reality... It always snows in April.
People are just great aren't they.
"we are Durham"
"We are back"
Aye.. back in Division Two where you took us.
What an utterly brainless sentiment to start the season with.
is Lees still captain anyway? cos... That looked like part of the problem
I hope im eating this post come August
Ryan Campbell "we're Durham, and we're back"
Thats just annoyed me.
Yes. We're back.. back in fucking Division Two.
Didn't we hear this tripe last season and look where we are.
We have no position to crow.
Three MILLION litres of fuel for this spaceship? Have i read that correctly? My car holds fifty and i need to reschedule my life after filling up.
Madness.
Suppose the moon is a bit further than Hexham Races and back like.
Its mad how many times you skip a song on your "liked songs" playlist
"Nah.. i like you, but, not the day hen"
Same with folk...
Palace have a goal disallowed at Spurs because VAR decides the end of the scorer's nose is offside. I kid you not!
Then Spurs score two minutes later.
You cuddunt mack it up marra.
Game's gone.
Isn't Richarlison Tottenham's best player?
and he can't get a game...?
Thats VERY Spursy.
Very much enjoying seeing that Phil Lynott tribute act playing for Palace though, He's worth the effort of watching this drivel.
Golf went impeccably well yesterday... Managed to shoot a 72.
Just choosing to omit the fact we only played the front 9.
Managed to hole a 30 footer on the 9th though. Cant get vexed.
Making my golf course come back this Tuesday after eight years... Things dont look too clever!
and as for my shoes... You'd think I'd been driving Fred Flintstones car.
This'll be "character building" at best
That poor Remitly advert... With both Bashir and Smith in it in their England whites...
Thats probably the only way we'll see that.
Worst thing about this World Cup is hearing that awful "This is our yeeear" at the fall of every wicket.
mostly because, as an England fan, it clearly isnt our year at all.
You've got a raucous rendition of the West Indian national anthem then... Us, with God Save The King
it's so embarrassing.
Dry January... We "almost" cracked it. Agonising, outside edge... Suddenly you're pissed. Oh well.
Few more miles up the A1 and Moeen Ali could have joined a proper cricket club.
Mind the year 1800 or whatever it was when phones could only call or text... and the networks would fail around midnight on New Years Eve from overloading...
We never knew how good we had it.
2026 fast approaching and we know what that means...
A season where Durham will never fear relegation
What a time to be alive.
Ben Duckett got pissed
Well howaaay
Size of him? Probably only had a Babycham and he was away
Yes, we've been dreadful but these players are humans
I'd hope they all had a good sup at least once on that tour
Its a bloody long time away from home
If we were 3-0 up its a totally different story
Jofra is getting hung out to dry here
Of course he's gonna come steaming in faster than ever, Australia only needed 60
and in their first innings he was probably prepared to bowl 15-25 overs, of course he wasn't gonna flog himself
Whatever he did he couldn't win
Don't make him your "escape goat"
This wouldn't be happening if England had taken Ben Raine with them..
Jim Maxwell has just nailed BazBall completely.
"Its Baz Bollocks really"
You cannot sum it up any better.
Ben Stokes doing Ben Stokes things!
The world is well.
New Zealand
Same old England
"Little old lady got mutilated late last night"
Warren Zevon wasn't ever writing lyrics for the gentleman who'd "had a pint*
- 'lilll oll ah muy lay la hey!'
Nailed it.
For Shane Lowry see Ben Raine.
For Luke Donald, see Alex Lees
Are Europe's golfers about to do a Durham?