We’re in that phase of the year where people are going to ask me if I mind sitting outside aren’t we. And I’ll have to say yes, because I hate being buffeted by even a small wind

Always been fascinated by photographic memory on account of having incredibly detailed memories of some stuff & absolutely not ‘photographic’ recall on much others. Great article!

Just the ones in my flat. I’m not taking on all moths

Plan tomorrow is to do battle with the moths. They are so small but there are a lot of them

Read some haunting things about how long the astronauts in Challenger likely survived knowing death was imminent & I could have done without that tbh

I had this moment and more recently I realised I would always pay £30-£45 more to stay in a Premier Inn rather than a Travelodge if there was any choice

Still waiting to be able to drive that ice cream van

However as others pointed out, it massively depends on the airport and also I think this still firmly places me in LLTA territory

Weirdly I have gone from “turn up five minutes before boarding closes & run through the airport” to “panic if I’m not there two hours before” for no apparent reason except ageing

Yeah some angry genealogists and historians out there now

Michaels as far as the eye can see.

Out of curiosity I checked & the N Irn census from 1926 was pulped in WW2 cos they ran out of paper 😐

Nice to see some old favs too, out there living their lives. Mmm patronyms

Of course this is the point at which some of my ability to track one side of the family goes haywire because Reasons #6Counties but nice to find out I have a relative called Batty

👀

Ooh forgot new census just dropped. Omw

God forbid a girl just quietly enjoys the surface area of her internal organs alone

Creepy that literally anyone can be out there, accurately knowing the length of your intestinal tract

The memories truly do live on #Jubremony

Artists: ouch

Adventurous in my tastes so I had a bit of the yoghurt in a pouch that’s been in my bag since Sunday. Getting some fizzy after effects now

My thought process went like this
- do I have a responsibility to do something
- do I have anything milkshake-like (no)
- we should just ignore them like the non-events they are

He came on his private jet according to the word on the street #ManOfThePeople

Imagine my surprise as I walked past a town square in Lerwick, Shetland to see N*gel F*rage. He didn’t tell anyone he was coming but the young people of Shetland were there within minutes shouting at him 👍🏼

I just saw his new one today 🥹

I’m going to watch the first ten mins because the first ten mins are a masterclass in how to make the first ten mins of a movie

Two people from behind. It’s the opening scene from Die Hard.

Not to my knowledge, and yet it’s still on the TV

Every time I come across Die Hard on a random channel I think, I can’t possibly watch the whole of Die Hard tonight………..

……….OR CAN I

I am going tomorrowwwww first time!

An innovator

I think it was in Manchester. The room set up had that sort of feeling of an 80s horror film about it. Like a woman with an enormous perm was in the bathroom just ready to hear a noise