Sorry you had a rough day. You can sniff my balls if youโd like.
Posts by Vamp
This is purely an appreciation post for my beautiful, stinky, enormous baby daughter. @thedaddydagda.bsky.social and I have ordered her a DNA test and we're excited to find out what her breeds are!
I think you should find more shapes you can make with your body, but also with my body at roughly your waist height ๐๐ป๐๐ป
Still absolutely thrilled with the new hood ๐พ
Thank you to @clonezoneuk.bsky.social and @mrsleather.bsky.social for my new hood! I'm absolutely in love with it
Went to the GP to get a lump in my chest checked out. Diagnosis? Boobies! I have gynaecomastia, and I was feeling regular breast tissue but I've never felt up large breasts before so I'd no idea what they're meant to feel like. I gotta get some hormone checks done, but I'm grateful to just have jugs
Look at these fuckin CURLS baybee (fresh trim day โ๏ธ)
I'm getting much better at shaping my beard!
EXCLUSIVE: Big dumb muscledogs! In *YOUR* neigbourhood!
Thank goodness for strategically placed ferns
Thistle.
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For @vampthecryptid.bsky.social
#Art #Queerpunk #GayArt #InkArt #QueerArt #Punk #GayPunk #Psychedelic
5/5
You'll likely be in my situation one day. Try not to let those bad feelings take a hold on you. You didn't miss out on what you didn't want and you've filled that time with other people and experiences that made you happier, and there's nothing to regret about that
4/5
This is to say, if you have no relationship with a parent, and you know that that's right for you, don't feel bad about it or mad at yourself for it. You're justified, and don't let anyone tell you that you aren't.
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But now I can reconcile that if we'd never have been given such a sudden, present, and time sensitive situation, things would have been the same and we'd never have gotten along. The guilt and regret are really just another grief, for the relationship I wanted to have had but could have.
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I called him once in that time between and we texted a little, but he passed away two days before I was due to visit him. Obviously one of the main feelings I had was guilt over not have seen him in so long and missing that opportunity to have a father figure in some way.
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I know a bunch of queer people who have little to no relationship with at least one of their parents because of their past, and I was the same with my dad - no contact for over a decade. We're over a year now from me finding out he was very sick, and almost a year from his passing.
Got some new leather, courtesy of @satyrscientist.bsky.social! Thank you again, beautiful big dog โค๏ธ
Could I maybe invite you to eat me out?
Blue da ba
Seeing your bum is always desired!
I am once again here to show you my bum
Golden hour flexing in Marin
Did you know I love hiking?
*sniff sniff* is this thing on?
Another cage fitting success ๐
(You are so welcome, pretty stag โค๏ธ๐ค)
Transformation, without a shadow of a doubt!
Please and thank you, pretty dog!
The latest cryptid sightings confirm that they're a whore
Omg wait that looks so heavy, don't worry, I'll lift it for you ๐
Neither of us thought you'd get this far... but you got me. Now what?