The face he's making lmao

Thank you!

Well I slept like three hours ..yay

Thank you!!

Thankfully my coworker is driving but it's still a 3.5 hour drive starting at 5:30 am 😵

I have to get up at 4:30 in the am to go to Richmond tomorrow yet here I am having an existential crisis

Holy shit 😟

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Yeah but they're ok

I only had to get through 101&102 chemistry, but I could never had done it without weed lol

I always found chemistry better when stoned lol

I dreamed of the desert and it was beautiful.

😬

Perfect

I like how they posed the guy who won't get a degree looking like some kind of intellectual in the photo

Oh yeah I've gotten plenty of mail addressed to Mrs Parks lol

Me a couple days after we got married : do you care if I change my name bc I don't want to go to the DMV and also I'm fond of my name.
H: nope

I did not in fact have extra money.

I didn't change my name when I got married
1. I hate paperwork
2. My name was better

Artist: Ulla Thynell
Title: The Night Garden

My son is always very sweet with his girlfriend and it makes me feel like I did something right 😂

The first season was so good

I grew up with a very equal divide of labor. My parents had the same job in the same department and they split the chores, child care (me) , pretty evenly so it's always been weird to me that this isn't actually normal bc it seemed like a good system 😂

He could make a box of kraft macaroni and cheese lol

My dad always cleaned too bc he was pickier about it and my mom always mowed the lawn bc the grass would make my dad's eyes swell shut lol but my dad would also build all the things and change the light fixtures etc and my mom would mostly cook but if she went out for the evening he wasn't helpless

He was also trained to shoot planes out of the air and the seals were trying real hard to recruit him. You can be more than one thing.

My husband does 95% of the cooking and every time he sews a button on for me I'm like thank you US Navy

Can we get a real candidate please.

Tiramisu

Yaaas!!