"Opposition" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting here.

Also, bold of them to assume Apple or Cook paid taxes at any point.

Wait till we get a telepathic "little lost robot."

Real "I don't know you That's my purse!" energy.

OH MY GOD STOP TRYING TO SAY X IS AN IMPORTANT PLATFORM ITS NOT ITS THE SIZE OF PINTEREST BUT IF I WAS LIKE 'DEMOCRATS GOTTA WIN THE COMMENTS WAR ON PINTEREST' THEYD LOCK ME FUCKING AWAY

Airline websites are a hot mess, and I refuse to believe being on a phone makes the experience more pleasant or less of a cognitive exercise. Plus, I have to be checking at least two calendars, typically, to plan travel.

Obviously, he uses "excursion" because he heard generals say "incursion" but understands neither word.

I always disliked that Cesar Chavez became a sort of Latino quasi-idol simply by default—not least because of allegations of cult-like practices that were already widely reported in the past. It's like he was folk-canonized because people were too lazy and uninformed to find a better candidate.

Also, someone should ask him if the master media manipulator Iran is better at managing the media and news than he is. I'd just like to hear his bumbling answer.

"Fascism" as a historical pattern may be nonpartisan. If fascism in the U.S. is now inextricable from the GOP and even conservatism, though, suggests simply that said party or ideology is just an empty skin now being worn by fascism.

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

The only way for Google to prevent the Kleenexing/genericizing of its name was to make googling itself a far less productive and pleasant experience, I guess.

You do need to be next to a store that sells a lot of toss.

Clearly the UN depopulation agenda is working too well!

Maybe your comment and message was very good at eliciting one kind of engagement.

I've encountered name changes so often—Tess *Durbeyfield* being a prominent fictional example—that I just assumed it was something people did with some regularity then, as they do now via deed poll in some countries.

Another vote for Podcast Addict.

Her creator claimed this made her more of a blank canvas, more relatable, making it easier for people to project thoughts and emotion on her. The wilder part for me is that she's meant to be a little girl who just happens to look like she does, but the character lore just gets wilder from there.

"[Trump's] chasing the good guys away, that doesn't make any sense."
"It makes perfect sense."

MST sickos: Yes, give us more on John Sununu's travel expenses!
Actually, please talk more about Seinfeld and Allen dating high schoolers and about law-enforcement brutality, like you did in the original seasons.
And more Joe Namath's netted slingshot briefs, naturally.

I can be both!

A truly stellar cast of oblong-shaped heads.

Calling out fascism is not threatening to anyone but fascists.

No underlying principles, no capacity for disciplined thinking, no real curiosity, and boundless ignorance.

Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.

Does he... have all their moves because they're all his subpersonalities or exist all in his head?

WIENIE
WIGGLED
HESITATINGLY

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