All the stairmasters at the gym are taken I’m GUTTED

AHHHHH OMG THANK U

Wait I thought severance episodes were on Fridays no ???

Rock genuinely gotta have the worst luck I have ever seen, my god 💀 #DONDI

Oof I feel bad for sydnee. Also tbh it would’ve been so fun to watch Dr. Will roast her #DONDI

Sydney picking the MIDDLE of the DOND challenge to apologize like girl wtf are you doing ?? 😭 #DONDI

Episode 1 was fantastic omfg this show is incredible #DONDI #seasontwo

Luke is so nice omg he’ll be missed ig 😭 #DONDI

Seychelle trying so hard not to smile as Luke starts to flop during the briefcases 🤣😭 #DONDI

Sydney pissing everybody off w her delusions I cannot 💀💀💀 #DONDI

Seychelle getting irritated w Sydney omg girl go plead your case PLS #teamseychelle #DONDI

“I could be a cult leader if I really wanted to” oh yes Miss Parvati and I would 1000% join that cult #DONDI #episodeone

Happy traitors day to all who celebrate 🫶🏽

A second federal judge blocks Trump’s order to end birthright citizenship, ruling it unconstitutional and at odds with America’s 250-year tradition of citizenship by birth.

Are you better off today than you were 16 days ago? No, you are not. Don’t try to gaslight me.

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We could have had Kamala Harris. Instead, we have the most immature, petulant, stupid, needy, incompetent dipshit to ever enter American politics.

What a tragically stupid country we are.

OMFG YEEEEEEESSSSSSS

‘DENIAL IS A RIVER’ by Doechii jumps 75 spots on Global Spotify to a new peak of #25 with 3.07 million streams, following the #GRAMMYs .

has anyone seen my childlike wonder and whimsy? i need to find it again

This child secretary has absolutely atrocious vibes #severance

Trans 👏 people 👏 are 👏 not 👏 invisible 👏 Lady Gaga saying what needs to be said as always #Grammys

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

Murphy: "This is a constitutional crisis that we are in today. Let's call it what it is."

America has been taken hostage by a convicted criminal who is supposed to be sitting behind bars.

“I want to dedicate this award to all my immigrant brothers and sisters in this country. You are loved, you are worth it, and I will always fight with you.”

— Shakira during her #GRAMMYs  acceptance speech.

charli !! beyoncé !!! chappell!! doechii !! gaga! sabrina! women!!!

Chr*s Br*wn beat up Rihanna and we’re just giving that man awards now ? Crazy, yall will never catch me giving that man any type of flowers #Grammys #wtf