Happy birthday! Hope you've had a fab day

This is some aspirational chaotic energy

hi

Happy birthday!

😘

Can they bring back Gabriel Attal pretty please? 🇫🇷

I hate this so much, everytime it happens it puts me into a panic for hours on end.

I'm feeling particularly fat tonight so I've made a bechamel with double cream to put over my cheesey parmo

I'm returning after 3 years to YouTube normal because of this and it's honestly breaking my heart

a monkey is standing in front of a blue background holding a microphone ALT: a monkey is standing in front of a blue background holding a microphone

Drinking my morning coffee, listening to Enya, and a little pair of finches (I think?) just flew to the branch next to me.

cute though!

oh oops I didn't open the picture, the thumbnail makes it looks so tall hahah

that is a hefty tree!

“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol

Between this post and now, I've managed to develop a fever which is not very chill

It's lovely! Keep it

Hungry

Finished the gym, sleepy, and in need of food - please help

No! I didn't think about this at all, that's so upsetting. Is there anyway to uninstall the update?

Oopsies

Aaaaarbroath

Okay so it's not just me, the Gays™ have the hots for Google Assistant Man and his new voice.

You too! The gays are hot for Google Assistant Man

Yours too!

My Google has decided it needed a new accent, and honestly I'm kind of into it

I'm pretty sure Grey's Anatomy is the only reason I applied to med school

oh I should say, it was the one with the "ideal male form" who died, so that's a message I guess

Oh no... the first casualty

You may not like it, but this is the ideal male form