When he doesn’t rant about money, he lies about Obama or Biden.
What a shitstain he is on not just America’s but the world’s History.

The UBC (Used Bike Conglomerate) has been notified of your shenanigans.

Carl had it coming.

Start shopping for gear. Buy the good stuff, ‘cos it’s your skin. Then, with leftover money, you can buy a bike.
New rider? Buy a used one. Nothing “exotic”, so parts are cheap.
Remember, there are only 2 kinds of bikes: the ones that have been down and the ones that are on their way. Enjoy.

Thx for confirming my suspicions. It is too slick looking to be real. Very creative tho. I thought it was a Maxwell Hazan creation at first.

Honey, I shrunk Godzilla.

It happened a while ago when I lived in Canada. Duck incident was near Swift Current, Saskatchewan.

Precious moments.

Aussie “Texan” Pig: 0
Aussie GS Rider: 1

Glad to know you’re ok.

I once hit a duck with my helmet.
It flew off.
Down was picked out of all the vents. 😆 🦆 🪶

I almost bought this bike bus. It just didn’t fit in our compact electric car! 😆
#BikeBus #Bicycle #Bikesky

Looks like a diagram on how to install a toilet.

Blasphem-ish. 😆

AI?
That’s not AI. Proof is the city hall clocks are different from one side to the other.
Typical of YYC, don’t you think?
/s

On brand.

On brand.

Check your pockets! At this rate, you might find a forgotten fiver!
🍀

Out: Stable genius.
In: Stanced genius.

Not even pointing to Florida… call me when it’s tea bagging Mar A Lago.

Please squeeze in a long hug to Miss Molly from me.

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Ethylene glycoooool… mmmmh 🤤

#NoFun

Kerosene?
🔥 💥

It’s a lovely city.
Grew up there.

Whatever you do, don’t drive on that bridge.

Abstract expressionism has been defeated.

I see nothing. I know nothing. I don’t even know what I’m doing. Who are you?

Agreed.
Mine is the caffeinated T3.
🥰

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Oooof.

Works for dogs and French men too.

They had tax breaks??
Like… under what… umm for what kind of… oh I’m so confused, I can’t even type.