a shortened one yes

"I'll bottle you up the Arse!"

super prolapse

A bottle of "super idiot drink" It says 激バカDrink (Geki-baka Drink) Geki- means "violence" so a more literal translation might be "drink for people who are violently dumb"

sorry boy has name of Chance not Chase

For Chase. For Cannon.

There's a war on for your mind.

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jomny sun birthbday

"Due to the soapy floor I slipped as I exited the shower, landing directly on the bottle of Matey Bubble Bath which is now firmly lodged up my bum hole."

Sit down pisser, Lay down shitter

"think about how you can monetize your flattened boy?"

They need to arrest whoever this Chucky Arla is!

Explains why it kept saying /!\ FOR BIDEN!!!!!!

John Terry's Chodemaster Soccer ps2 game

Who remembers playing this back in the day?

Dominic Waghorn @DominicWaghorn X.com Hard to think of a more damning indictment of what Israel is doing in the West Bank right now. From the man who used to run its occupation: "expedited annexation accompanied by ethnic cleansing" @ Sarit Michaeli @saritmo •21h A former head of COGAT and commander of the Judea and Samaria Division calls the situation in the West Bank "expedited annexation accompanied by ethnic cleansing", led by the messianic govt. ministers and backed by PM Ne...

It’s important to understand that the plan was always to bullshit and continue strangling the Palestinians until The Day Of Reckoning came, when the IDF could finally just destroy the Palestinians. And that politicians across the white people world fully understood that this was the plan.

NEW: Wes Streeting supports slashing welfare to pay for higher defence spending. X Health Secretary tells @LBC: "We do need to put more money into defence. We have been putting more money into defence, but we will need more... We definitely want to reduce the welfare budget... " @NickFerrariLBC: Should the increased defence spending come through the welfare budget? "Well it's got to come from somewhere"

Again: progressive tax hikes on incomes over thirty grand, rising to punitive levels at the very top tier. Boom! Now you can buy as many missiles as you want from American arms companies, and for once it won’t be the least well off getting fucked over. On you go, get started.

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I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

There’s a place in France where the pope is JD Vance. There’s a hole in his drawers thru which thou canst view his ball’s

Alex Scott would make a lot more sense

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nytimes Lauren Sánchez Bezos Won't Apologize for Getting Conjunctivitis from Touching a Dog's Anus

Great read, highly recommend.

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I need to hear from Alax, Alox and Alux before I make my mind up.

Shit all over. Players, manager and referee.

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If he's really smart he'll make all doctors dress like that from now on.