Kung fu Congress

what's a farmer's #1 way to get a lady's attention

a tractor

Just got kicked out of the cracker factory for, you guessed it, being white

Has Call Her Daddy been accepting far right billionaire checks? There's been a lot of insane gender war/dating takes from there, it wouldn't surprise me

I'll piss at whatever volume I feel like

celebrated 420 by doing a slight variation of what I do every single day (fall asleep watching Big Lebowski after taking too many gummies)

thought Michael C Hall just vandalized somebody's bathroom for a second

Millennials gave themselves hemorrhoids by sitting on the toilet looking at their phones for too long so now the cool thing is to just shit standing

Frank Lloyd Wright is one of three great American artists

THEY TURNED THE FREAKING SITE GAY!

To me, it's a celebration of Dudeism, the philosophy laid out by Jeffrey Lebowski back in 1991

This is what emotional labor discourse feels like to me

Inflation is so bad I'm relieved the kids are still only using single digit bribes

bluesky: happy 4/20 everyone, smoke up!

X: 137 years ago today, hitler was born. never forget a true hero.. 🙏

tumblr: remembering and honoring columbine today. dylan klebold was sexy.

facebook: ha ha! i used chatgpt to turn my dog into a rastafarian. #420 😋

I *could* technically afford that but why the fuck would I? I'll be the guy who shows up at 7 am for a 4 pm domestic flight, I'm not playing games

Imagine Bluesky on a BlackBerry

Yes, and I fully support Bourgeois Revolutions

If we're talking generational warfare and age cohorts, I honestly do feel bad for the Silent Generation that they got stuck with Biden as the only one from their gen to make it to the White House

Daily reminder to do something in opposition to Digital ID and other internet censorship!

I said it before and I'll say it again:

Giving a pack of Epstein associates a comprehensive list of all children in the country with home address and school listed, sortable by various traits that indicate vulnerability to exploitation, is the literal diametric opposite of keeping kids safe.

This Trans Day of Visibility I am wondering why progressive groups like @techoversight.bsky.social & @fairplayforkids.bsky.social continue to work with anti-LGBTQ hate groups to advance legislation like KOSA that would get trans people killed.

I'm asking you directly: please listen to trans youth.

Stop Online ID Checks in Massachusetts

GOOD MORNING MASS!

This week is going to be critical for mounting vocal opposition to the dangerous and misguided social media surveillance legislation proposed by the @massgovernor.bsky.social and the MA House.

Drop this link in yr group chats, reskeet, do the thing

stoponlineidchecks.org/ma

Eminem taught me it was okay to be weird

Hunting the person who taught everyone the word "performative" across time and space

I'm glad even the conservative segments of society have abandoned trying to enforce consequences for making fun of Charlie Kirk

What if I said I knew how to fix sports gambling but we'd have to bring back duelling?

Yesterday, a woman I matched with on Hinge and I grabbed a glass of wine and walked around an art museum for about two and a half hours, it was a pretty great time 😁

Merry Friday Eve everybody

Our website is not better than their website. It's all just different symptoms of the same disease