i call her xiaozhai bc of her heavenly pits

doing knifeplay with a bladeless knife with no handle

when the balls have a dick >>>

queen sized dick dinner for crab

Mustard on her feet ho

"the noobs are coming" - paul revere

giles corey if he was based: more fat bitches

A picture of Albert Einstein, with a fictional quote jokingly attributed to him saying "I know not what specs Grand Theft Auto 6 will require, but Grand Theft Auto 7 will only require sticks and stones."

soulja boy if he was british: souljaboytellem.co.uk

I believe him

you used to hear about memory foam all the time back in the day. what happened

autoplaying gifs and videos are the devil

what the hell is this map man