With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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Time, mister,, alt, man, is it really that, time, again?

Conservatives only understand the issues they love when they are personally inconvenienced / affected by their consequences.

Please tell me this is how I find out

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you.
(Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

I bet Eric Adams is pissed that he suddenly became Albanian and it wasn’t even the strangest political story of a 48 hour period

Bad news gang they paved paradise and put up a parking lot

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

Finn Wolfhard jumpscare

Quite charmed by "Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair."

Biggest issue is it's stuck halfway between being an actual four-part story and "more of the original thing", and can't split the difference.

But Bryan Cranston is great, and bringing the classic creatives back paid off.

okay last clip

senator warren you should buy a gun!!!!!!!

A guy in a Ford Focus almost ran a red light in front of me and I said "hey bro you should Ford Focus on your driving" and he couldn't hear me but I was really proud of it

I may be an atheist but I'm a God damn american Irish Catholic first and foremost

Why are so many strip clubs giving away 50' plasma TVs on Wednesdays

Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking

News used to be better

Inverse square law

Chumbox ad “The Sleep Apnea Trick Doctor Never Mention - But Patients Love It” and it’s a before and after AI looking photo of an old man looking like Dick Vitale who then looks like James Carville

It’s called “Gollumizing”

Rest in peace Chuck Norris he got hit by a bazooka

Holy shit my dicks out in this picture

This screen grab is from a video posted today by an Iranian bystander. It shows two helicopters refueling incredibly close to the ground in enemy territory.

If everybody was flying like that, I'm not surprised so many got hit.

x.com/RKhanizadeh/...

The only ones I can stand are brodes and TK.

I swear to fucking God if I have to hear ESP or Ike spike and fritz talk about hurts and AJ again I'm gonna kill myself

This is forceful but does not compare to the hatred Vernon Maxwell has for Utah

🚨 NASA has BANNED astronaut Martin Waulf from bringing his three-screen gooning rig aboard the Artemis II. “Gooning is not conducive to a productive lunar mission,” said NASA Commander Ed Branch. LIKE and SHARE if you think astronauts should be allowed to #GoonOnTheMoon!

¡SOSA!
¡CRAWFORD!
¡EN ESPAÑOL!
#RingTheBell

damn he’s stealing the centrist platform