"Friends in High Places" Dammit, now I want a Lovejoy/Cadfael crossover. #MilesofMasterpiece

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

we all know I have no life, so:

"The Black Virgin of Vladimir" Even if I could get away with it I would never shaft Brian Blessed. #MilesofMasterpiece

"Riding in Rollers" The great televisual cultural exchange has concluded. In other words Linda Gray has repaid Ian McShane's visit to Dallas. #MilesofMasterpiece

"Lily's Pearls" Anything Lovejoy has ever done or will ever do pales in comparison to the Brink's-Mat robbery. #MilesofMasterpiece

two men are standing next to each other with the words you know that 's right on the bottom ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the words you know that 's right on the bottom

"Raise the Hispanic" I mean, it's not my favorite Lassy involved in police work, but the dog will do. #MilesofMasterpiece

"Sugar and Spice" I'm impressed that he was able to pull Mel Martin. #MilesofMasterpiece

Who among us has not mistaken the holy words of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction for biblical scripture?

"National Wealth" The monkey death duties dodge should have worked. Monkeys and apes live a long time. FYI Bubbles is still alive. #MilesofMasterpiece

"One Born Every Minute" Go down a hick come back a Hockney. #MilesofMasterpiece

"Who Dares, Sings" Wait, does Tinker know Nanny Ogg's hedgehog song!?! #MilesofMasterpiece

"Montezuma's Revenge" Tinker be it tweed or twinkle is always trashed. #MilesofMasterpiece

YET!

"Bin Diving" Brian and the boys are ready for Fury Road! #MilesofMasterpiece

"The Italian Venus" I'm having unwelcome flashbacks to 'The Blackheath Poisonings' between this episode and the previous. #MilesofMasterpiece

"Just Dessert" I'd assumed they'd use prison to account for the time jump, but eight months is a lot different than five years and a mullet. #MilesofMasterpiece

On the left is a painting of Ian McShane from the season one opening credits of Lovejoy. On the right is a picture of the actor Luke Kirby from the Amazon show Étoile. They are about the same age in the pictures and look uncannily related.

"Death and Venice Part Two" Today is the day that I decree that at some point Ian McShane has to play Luke Kirby's father. #MilesofMasterpiece

"Death and Venice Part One" Ah yes, the wealthy always justifying their looting by claiming it's preservation. #MilesofMasterpiece

So we’re going to Dread Pirate Roberts our way along, huh.

Jane Espenson

New essay! "What Prose Writers Can Learn from Script Writers (and What Not to Learn)" by Jane Espenson! buff.ly/KyIZe8I

"The March of Time" Amusing use of 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door.' #MilesofMasterpiece

"The Real Thing" The lengths Lovejoy will go for vengeance, both just and unjust, is breathtaking. #MilesofMasterpiece

"To Sleep No More" I feel that a man who spends most of his days in muck having a penchant for white pants says a lot about him. #MilesofMasterpiece

Baltimora - Tarzan Boy YouTube video by Nail Of Gilead

"The Judas Pair" The best licensed song used so far dedicated to Sara! #MilesofMasterpiece www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n...

Pam Bondi’s portrait was taken down at DOJ and tossed in a trash bin soon after her firing. MS NOW obtained the photo. The move reflects how deeply unpopular she was among career officials. Ken Dilanian & Carol Leonnig scoop www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

Me: Okay, even though you're feeling better you are recovering from being a little sick, maybe eat healthy for dinner

Also me: Pepper Jack cheese counts as a vegetable

"Friends, Romans and Enemies" Why do all of Ian McShane's most famous roles involve long johns? #MilesofMasterpiece

"The Sting" Fourth wall foreknowledge. #MilesofMasterpiece