and i would fire these broadcasters immediately

the sound off his bat is pure

just remember all of you dummies saying "wait for the draft" were wrong, the only move i would have sanctioned was robert thomas no matter the capital

i would watch this pay per view

she looks like she's hunting them down

shocked there's not a guy in a bug suit like oh no

is this bananarama

got our first spider of the year candidate

ball don't lie

happy birthday man should have had it a couple days sooner so you could be cool like me

shooting yourself in the dick is not the way i would go about it but

every time they beat washington it was 3-1 so give me one and we'll go from there

the vibes were wrecked with the kulak trade that's all i'm going to say

as fucking ass

from what i've heard they have hidden away a stud goalie that you can only unlock when everyone turns 40

edzo bursting through the wall

MARK THAT DOWN

*pulls out magnifying glass, crying*

"manthra"

you rang

swag out motherfucker

got caught dipshit

chinakhov is invisible, let's fix that

*runs to computer*

Analyst: Watch this replay.

(Player crosschecks a guy.)

Analyst: See that one’s OK.

(Same crosscheck.)

Analyst: No problem there.

(Same crosscheck.)

Analyst: Just good hockey.

(Same crosscheck.)

Analyst: Love it.

(Same crosscheck, ref calls it.)

Analyst: You just can’t do that!

pissing me off that muse is one click of the dial to get the lines right

they probably let you sit in the dugout for $80

connor clifton

gets nothing for the elbow okay

this is all they have

the funny thing about flyera fans is they wish they a a generational superstar that tormented penguins fans instead of a bunch of plugs, that's why they hate crosby so much

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how are you supposed to act when you get hit in the face