Osmund from FAHAH holding his daughter (invented for the modern AU). He's at a first-time parenting meetup having a conversation with some new moms.
Mom 1: It's really amazing how much she looks like you AND your husband! Whose daughter is she?
Oz: she's ours (?)
Mom 1: Yes, but genetically!
Oz: O-oh! Um, still ours.
Mom 2: Really? My brother is gay, and he said the medical science isn't there yet.
Oz, overwhelmed: Uhhh...
Oz has gone to Cemil with his head in his hands. Cemil is holding the daughter now.
Oz, lamenting: We can never come back here
Cemil: what happened?
Oz: I told the new moms that we became parents after I gave birth via holy miracle
Cemil: Why?
Oz: I didn't want to out you without your permission and I panicked
Cemil kisses Oz's cheek as he pouts.
Cemil: It's okay love, I'll fix it.
They've both gone back to the circle of new moms. Cemil unflinchingly gives a speech while holding their daughter. Oz looks embarrassed.
Cemil: My husband was joking before. I'm a transgender man. I had eggs extracted and frozen before a surgery to remove my uterus. When we decided to have a child, a fertility doctor combined my eggs with Osmund's sperm and implanted the embryo in a surrogate. Does that answer the question?
Oz, thinking: we can definitely never come back here...
(Narrator box: They did and it was fine.)
Meanwhile the new moms say things like "oh, so like IVF" "cool" and "so you guys didn't even get to do the fun part!"
trans parent struggles #fahah
(more sweet and self-indulgent modern AU)