Was it like an actual penguin?

I definitely started reading this tweet to the tune of We didn't start the fire

Reg: N8628 On Ground: True Alt: 0 Last Contact: 0:00:00.500720 Trigger: now on ground

N8628 Landed in San Jose, California, United States. Apx. flt. time 3 h 26 min.

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I don't know who this guy is but I love him

Due to a scheduling conflict this will be at 4pm Mountain/5pm Central this afternoon

Av-d-da

Keldon Johnson of the San Antonio Spurs is the NBA's Sixth Man of the Year 🏆

He beat out Miami Heat wing Jamie Jaquez, Jr. and Denver Nuggets sharpshooter Tim Hardaway, Jr. for the award.

The SHADE

Study of the Heads of Two Old Men, by Philippe de Champaigne, 17th c, 📸 by @adampantozzi

What if the Suns...

Riker in lounge wear holding his trombone

It’s pretty fucked up that they overdubbed Frakes playing trombone on Star Trek because if you imagine Riker as a character doing it really shitty it makes all those scenes much funnier

It has come to our attention that Blaze and Douglas Fur may be experiencing some job security concerns.

Should they need to find a new home, Dillon is prepared to welcome them with open arms.

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It's not Philadelphia's fault he shoots with the wrong hand

Who do you think picked him?

So in this system the Charlotte hornets get AJ Debanza?

No thank you

Do you mean next season?

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

They don't call him Tyrese BiannualExceptioney

Just picked up a copy of Blazers' travel itinerary back to Portland. Should be there in plenty of time for Friday night's Game 3.

The jokes about Tom Dundon are spreading so quick you’d think Rudy Gobert said one into a microphone

Charles Barkley likes to refer to a team’s leader as the “bus driver”. Tonight that was without a doubt Scoot Henderson, delivering the best scoring performance of his career. Coincidentally, due to cost cutting measures by Tom Dundon Scoot Henderson is also now the literal bus driver for the team.

Who's ready for game 3?

HISTORY FOR VJ 👏

In tonight's masterful performance, VJ Edgecombe became the youngest player in NBA HISTORY to total 30+ PTS and 10+ REB in a postseason game.

Prior to VJ, the last rookie to accomplish this feat was Tim Duncan in 1998.

Most points by a Trail Blazers player in their first two postseason games (since 2000):

Brandon Roy (63)
Damian Lillard (49)
SCOOT (49)

Breaking News: Tom Dundon fines Damian Lillard $50,000 for taking what he is told by other players to be a bad shot

REPORT: Tom Dundon doesn’t think the Blazers should have more than 5 players on the roster, citing: “only five guys can be on the court at a time and I’m not paying anyone to sit around.”