Turn your piss into gold
Demon Guard Holy Protection Patches
Learn to float
Turn your gold into piss and Pure-O Oxygyn Capsules
The ads on theonion.info though
once is all it takes
Industrial Burning BeyStations
Can I go to the moon just once in my lifetime? Is that too much to ask?
IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD
it also has this one
*Stephen Wright voice* One time, I was late on my alimony payments and they repossessed my ex-wife.
One perfect method for mash
One Method For Perfect Potato Mash
Been asked for this many times!
Step by step, with pics, extra tips & mash troubleshooting.
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Swerve Strickland quoted "you would have got more torque on that with your pants off"
thanks to @eideteker.bsky.social for always having this ready
This reminds me of something Toni Morrison wrote.
I hope this means money + recognition of your skills (and also money)
Never worry about making bad art, just worry about making no art
🚨🚨🚨URGENTE🚨🚨🚨
: throw your hands in the air
: watch them float away
: goodbye, hands
Vampire Social Anxiety is maybe their biggest weakness.
Like a vampire, I have to be invited in or else I will feel unwelcome. I imagine it's the same reason for vampires.
Any significantly advanced alien technology is indistinguishable from drugs.
don't mind me, I'm just mad minute rice can get away with being normal sized
"minute rice" you mean risotto?
cooper in the black lodge
tulpa power
I may never join the Mile High Club, but I can always join the 30ft. Deep Club (having sex on the subway).
So what happens if I do defy you?
Then you die, of course!
Then I guess maybe I'll defy you! >:)
Definitely not topical or anything.
Hey bud, I'm gonna fucking clean your clock
okay, NOW it's Bandcamp Friday. check out things I'm working on -- if you like them, watch this space for more stuff later this year, including my soundtrack for Free Stars when it's done!
Do you want some great music by our composer for Children of Infinity?! Of course you do!! Check out their awesome library for Bandcamp Friday.
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
A drawing of Guile from Street Fighter and Guinan from Star Trek TNG in a crouched fighting stance side-by-side, showing the similarity between Guile's hair shape and Guinan's hat shape
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
Boomers are so funny. They'll be like, "blah blah blah" "millennials this, millennials that" "something something the way it used to/should be" and meanwhile I'm like, bruh, you're the generation that couldn't figure out how to program a VCR so your kids had to do it for you.
Google with AI buttons
Google without AI buttons
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
From hell's heart, I snack at thee
Anonymous said Kill yourself socio--flower Kill me yourself you fucking pussy
