i picked a good picture :p my makeup was j all messed up cus i did it in the car, i picked one u cldnt tell :p

i kinda looked awful but im glad i went

my homies n i at da health show

i need more homies in the beautiful state of new jersey

morbidly depressed woman just wants to be held

i have been so sex repulsed for so long but i keep givin it a try and going no didnt like that much at all

yeah to me theyre just right turns on lights, just a glimpse into how communist ive become

me visiting yall

sometimes i own myself for everyone else

i get why you all call me small (despite my towering and imposing stature) now because when i reply like this i read it like scrappy doo

i scheme! i plot!!! what the hell!!!

ur not in my court! we have soooo much intrigue!

how would u know!!

viv: if i was queen and had a court my scheming vizier would be junie

me: what??? not me??

viv: you would make a great candidate but i know youd scheme against me. you would be my jester.

me: what??? no... my liege... it is she who schemes against you.. you should strike first...

now im just like 😶

i thought of a funny joke but it would blow up my opsec

dont like this one

since ive been without a phone so long my friends have taken to just telling me straight bullshit because i cant confirm their claims

i had much fun and fun at the lil afters thing :D

raghhh almost health show time

incredible

we dress like boy scouts, comrade

hate this one

:D

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

my low grade fever is really triggering me, i thought i wouldve gotten a high grade on account of how hard ive been studying :/

:D

as my chronic fatigue gets worse the rate that i get myself into ridiculous situations has gone drastically down, to which longtime glass angel knowers rejoice at my reduced rate of situations, but also, im very bored all the time now.

no one even think im an awesome and cool and beautiful woman whats even the point :/