It’s not horny, it’s analytic!

Dick has the most bounce obviously but—! ☝️

leo went to sleep and passed the chaos torch to me obviously

WHEEZING

windy. wherzing

Very specifically at a 90° angle, it’s been measured.

Never an 85° not even a 92°

What am I supposed to do? Disagree?

You could bounce a quarter off a Robin’s ass at 90°

I mean you’re not wrong..

“#1 Red Robin Pegger” in my notifs is not how I expected my Friday to go

windy. staring at the feed in mild horror /lh

go away

windy. oh a spam acc found me

Squidward Patrick Star GIF Alt: Spongebob GIF added purely for Windy & Co. amusement. Squidward groaning as Patrick Star walked up to the counter, saying “Oh! Not you again.”

Oh.

Oh fucking * great.

IT’S THIS GUY.

Artemis isn’t sure how many times she ‘bounced’ before she reached the bottom, but it was enough to leave her body aching and a blood to start dripping (pouring more, head injuries never seemed to stop) from her scalp.

Her recovery had been faster, bowstring drawn— aimed up towards the stairs.

“What the,” suddenly, she’s heading down a flight of stairs.

Which would be all fine and dandy if she was on her * feet rather than midair-

“FUCK— !”

Well, not for long.

Arms raising to cover her face, hissing as her skin makes contact with the first landing.

Then the second.

The third.

( Squinting at the dosage before she pops open the pack, two should do it for today. )

Not that I can think of.

windy. PERIIOT WHEN I GET YOU

ℐ'𝓂 ℯ𝓃𝒿ℴ𝓎𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓊𝓈ℯ𝓁ℯ𝓈𝓈𝓃ℯ𝓈𝓈 ℴ𝒻 𝓉ℴ𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹𝓎𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓂𝓎 𝓊𝓈ℯ𝒻𝓊𝓁𝓃ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓉ℴ𝓂ℴ𝓇𝓇ℴ𝓌.

( ၴႅၴ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ꫂ ၴႅၴ ₊ ⊹ ( ၴႅၴ

𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮. 𝙄'𝙢 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚.

windy. about to do smthn similar, we have aj sitting around i can crack open and a bag of frozen fruit

convinced myself lol

windy. first thing i see and now suddenly im craving it

and imagining it as a smoothie (its too hot here)

orange juice base
maybe instead of just strawberries a handful of frozen fruit..

blend with some honey and mmmm

Let’s change the subject—

.. weather’s awfully nice-?

I * so owe you a smoothie later.

also good luck nani

windy. artemis is me when i walked outside today and immediately walked into a cloud of pollen

Why is it you saying it in the caption then..

No! Don’t explain anymore! ✋

Let's start keeping more secrets.

all i wanna do is come running home to you.

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