From afar Coachella seems fun but ultimately I’m not a good sport under uncomfortable circumstances like being overheated or waiting in line for the bathroom

Pro-family party!

My cat being angry with me for sitting in the sunny spot on the carpet. Grow the hell up, I pay the rent.

Had a dream that my gym was bought up by a Private Equity firm and they charged you per machine per time used. I paid $5 for 5 minutes on the treadmill

I have met good bosses and the defining characteristic is they think of themselves as employees

I think, to be a boss, it requires a sickness of the mind.. an illness