The movies lied!

Thank you so much!

Ah, thank you so much! I had ludicrous amounts of fun writing it!

THEY LIED TO ME

Nooooo! I don’t even know what it is!

I’m gonna do that right now!

The Eiffel Tower right outside a window

The Eiffel Tower in the distance from a window

Every window in Paris in the movies, versus actual windows in Paris:

Eddie Izzard’s “the monkey is on the branch” comedy routine

Zig from Zig and Zag saying “où est le centre Georges Pompidou?”

Brief visit to France, so practicing the only two French phrases I’ll need

There’s a whole lot of Tegan in my one! Janet got a verbal obstacle course, which she handled amazingly.

Just surprised myself by shedding a few tears as this ended and Peter Davison said my name in the credits. Absolute childhood dream to write for this team, I’m so lucky. And they’re SO funny in it! What a joy.

Helter Skelter box set cover

The 5th Doctor box set Helter Skelter is out now! With stories by Lauren Mooney, Stewart Pringle, and me! www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/d... @mooneylwrites.bsky.social @stewartwpringle.bsky.social @bigfinish.bsky.social

I simply cannot be trusted at a hotel buffet, I will eat and eat and eat and then go back for whole plate of baklava, I’m an absolute menace.

(Carl Denham, somehow inexplicably standing over my exploded body at the hotel buffet): No… it was baklava killed the beast

OMG I was just thinking about the dickhead song the other day, this is fate, this is dickhead fate

well here's your problem. you built this city on rock and roll.

Holy shit this is everything I needed today

Promotion for BARBIE DREAMFEST March 27-29 in Fort Lauderdale, branded as THE ULTIMATE BARBIE FAN EVENT (spoiler warning, it is not)

A nearly empty concrete floored convention space with a smattering of small booths and a handful of disappointed shoppers.

The Barbie Dreamfest Roller Disco. Reader...READER. It's six kids on roller skates in what looks like a 40'x40' pen with several pink traffic cones.

The Barbie Dreamhouse. REEEEEEAAAAAADEEEEERRRR. IT'S A GREEN FUCKING RUG WITH A CARDBOARD KIDS PLAYHOUSE AND A PINK VW THING (Bus) PARKED NEXT TO IT. I am crying right now.

YO! YOYOYOYOYO! Stop everything! The new Willy's Chocolate Experience just dropped! I bring you: BARBIE DREAMFEST!

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Replies are off because I don’t engage with transphobes, they have plenty of information already and still choose to behave the way they do.

Your regular reminder that every time you give money to the wizard lady, you are directly helping her fund anti-trans causes and organisations. There’s plenty of other stuff to read/watch that doesn’t harm innocent people. Make today the day you stop giving her your money and support.

Ah, UK weather, best in the world

I try!

I wish I was that clever!

This was NOT planned, and is a total coincidence. But clearly everything is connected, just like Dirk Gently said...

Gah!

POO SLOP

The title cover of my Fires of Pompeii adaptation

The chapter called "Dies irae" from my Fires of Pompeii adaptation

One chapter of my Fires of Pompeii book is "Dies irae", after my favourite Verdi classical piece. Just realised the lyrics are "The day of wrath, that day, Will break up the world into ash, As testified by David and the Sybil"- the ep features the Sybil, David Tennant, and lots of ash... spooky...

STOP pooing in the toilet with no plan or consistency. AI can be your $5000 a month poo consultant to tell you how to maximise your pooing times and butt-clenching methods.

7 prompts to make you a poo master:

(1/94)

Guy on his phone next to me talks so fast and clearly it’s like I’ve got a podcast on 3x speed

Don’t forget to set your clocks to the Ides of March