nothing more satisfying than having an upset stomach but timing it so that the bathroom u blow up is the private employee one while on the clock 🙏 its the little things in life

seeing everyone getting rlly into sonic rn is so funny bc i distinctly remember me n irl oomfs having a sonic hyperfix in 2018, especially on the sonic boom show

presents are purchased and im day drunk omw to the airport to go see bf and his family, life is good for fuckin once

the devil couldnt reach me so he made me tenured-pay-locked into a food service job and when i finally got a decent store manager the new district manager is DOGSHIT

on an unrelated note i sure fucking wish marvel rivals would let me PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME, unfortunately despite saying i have good latency my game literally cannot connect to a match without kicking me once for bad connection?? and rejoining only works 50/50 and i keep getting temp bans grrr

rich mentality upper middle class ppl are so insane, my coworkers mom sent her $400 shes ONLY allowed to use to get her hair redone before she visits n goes out w em and today i stood in the shower worrying abt the mold in the cracks we cant afford to get redone is affecting her health (she has MS)

wait jk i did in fact dislocate my jaw, it felt weird still so i pressed upwards and back on my chin and it went CLUNK back in on the side that hurts, BRUHHHH EURGH I HATE hEDS

bro one of the most annoying/uncomfortable/painful rarely spoken about symptoms of EDS is the mouth and jaw issues, my bites getting more and more uneven and i keep almost dislocating my jaw when i accidentally chew something weirdly

im too old to have a menty b in the ways i did as a teenager bc i have way more obligations n commitments now and its lowkey annoying, why is it more socially acceptable to drown my stress in alcohol than what i used to do bro, shits EXPENSIVE

bro what is this timing. im uninsured n fighting w medicaid abt it but my next med refill n HRT levels is gonna have to come outta pocket, i just bought a plane ticket and NOW i need to look for a vet specializing in behavior bc my cat keeps having episodes of random aggression towards ONE person

now the real question is do i buy booze to be prepared to crash out or do i be optimistic and Normal abt this

bf said he needed to talk abt something serious when hes off of work and now im like. anxiously prepping for the worst even tho its prolly not what im catastrophizing

ugh woke up to the most anxiety-inducing message ever but it cant be dealt with until later so its best to just. not think abt it but boy am i thinkin

our furnace stopped working n its cold as fuck in my house but i dont wanna sleep w the space heater on so im leaving placid plastic duck simulator running on max graphics overnight, its no space heater but its genuinely helping 💀

YESSS omg, if theres not like a lil bit of moving air and its rlly stagnant or the heats on full blast it makes me soooo sick, even if its not cold out i prefer air running so fresh air hits my face

YES i officially got the time off on christmas, flights are a lil more expensive now but im glad i waited to know for sure

girl help the same uber driver also put on the heat FULL BLAST and like ik its cold outside so a little is good but HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING CARSICK LADY

why does the uber driver always think im up for casual conversation on my way to work when i work before 8 am. what makes you think i want that at this hour on the way to my job where i have to also do that

my dad forgot to buy the cream of mushroom soup for green bean casserole and our family wants to eat at noon for some ungodly reason????? this shit feels like a sitcom episode bro how has every single thing gone wrong

happy thanksgiving, godspeed to yall dealing w rough family negotiations today 🫡

mfw i want to infodump abt something i enjoy and be heard out and literally no one cares even tho i always listen to other ppls infodumps. ah ok

bought a couple of games on sale on steam rn, mostly persona series, just been in that mood recently ig

yall ever do or see something and a meme literally like appears from the depths your mind that perfectly fits the scenario bc its so fucking funny, bonus points if its smth u havent thought abt in years. got mentally flashbanged w this one today

she cant fucking do her job and shed rather sabotage anyone gunning for or in a position of equal or greater authority than actually try. like girl its starbucks thats fucking SAD. ur rlly gonna sabotage the ppl who are forced to stay w the company for tenure pay while ur here for funsies. cunt

this bitch at work is officially more evil somehow than the guy i got fired from my last job for selling expired dairy and harassing me for being queer, which is actually crazy how are you WORSE???

yall ever get like. weird scalp sensitivity. oof ouchie the top of my head for some reason??? its not from having my hair up but its that same feeling augh

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Happy birthday Wrio!!
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