On the anniversary of his execution, a friendly reminder that John Brown did nothing wrong.

Got pulled over in N Dakota on I94. GI Joe wannabe lookin' ass comes over and gets all upset I didn't immediately stop. Proceeds to gaslight me for 5min to try and get me to admit I have drugs in my truck, listing out like it's a DARE class. Then hustles me out of $50 for doing 9mph over. VOMIT.

That's metal as fuck

*wailing guitar riffs*

Saw my breath for the first time this fall when I stepped outside this morning, gotta be one of my favorite days of the year. 😌

Winter is coming...

🗣️💯😤

*puke noises*

We're so fucking back

Think I'm aiming to try and qualify for the 2025 Boston Marathon 🤘🙏

Woke up and said to myself "yeah it's a Type O Negative kind of morning"

Time to sip black coffee and contemplate with Peter in my ears 🍂🍁

Last day of working in Texas, if I never come back again it's too soon. The water tastes like oil and the air feels like Satan's asshole. Good riddance! 😤

Ohh My Engagement is SHIT! My numbers are ZERO

Jah bless

Going to be converting this 7' x 14' aluminum cargo trailer into a RV/tiny home on wheels. Had enough of staying in wack hotels and Airbnbs while on the road for work. Stay tuned for progress. 📐🪛🔨

Tech bros trying not to be toxic and cringe challenge: Impossible!

Oh my the smell must be heavenly 🙏

Wore ear plugs and my head is still ringing after that show 😵‍💫🤘

Perfect late summer day

Saw some pond lilies in spectacular bloom on a late morning trail run

Aim directly for his crooked brow

Decided to see if the Mastodon tour was coming close by and now I've got a floor ticket for tomorrow. First time seeing them since 2015, been too long...

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!

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Seinfeld is timeless

me when the forecast

*sees that the forecast in Alaska calls for snow*

Pack it in summer, you're done!!!