Duterte getting arrested is such a pleasant surprise 😌

Still funny that everyone still calls it Twitter 😂 Keep it up

Wonder why Chelsea FC isn't on Bluesky

Quick note to those of you interacting with brands, esp. during the holiday season: unless you contact customer service directly, you are not speaking to customer service. You are talking to an overworked, stressed out social media manager with no power to help you. Be kind! And share their posts!

This shit is surprisingly not boring

It's only been an hour, you never know 😁

Okay Bluesky, I need you to do your thing:

I have 2 teenage boys (15 & 17). Neither will give me any clue what to get them for Christmas (other than "a car" which is... not happening).

I can't just get them socks. I mean... I CAN, but that'd be mean, even for me.

Any good suggestions? 😭

😂😂 (pls Bluesky peeps have better ideas after this conversation)

Oooh put some brain teaser puzzle toys in there too 😁

Shortest story ever 😂 Yeah, stumped :/ VR stuff? 😭 I'm just listing down things I want as a man atm 😫🤣

Yeah that's pretty tough 😂 I dunno maybe if they're interested to try new stuff like biking or hiking or whatever yknow? Haha

Back* up there 😌

Man... A drone would be cool 🤔 Sports stuff? PC stuff? 😂

I believe this

octopus are called that because every octopus owns eight cats

Chelsea win 3-0, it's a good mood week ahead 🙂‍↕️

Sage colored mug with the words, "things will work out" on it.

A mug message you might not know you needed.

UP Town eepy cat

I get money I'm a store store store store

Sorry that happened to you ☹️

Pugs cats bunnies crows

Meow

Hehe cat follow

One of the best videos on the internet

Shit's stressful asf 😓

When a random sweet street cat shows you their belly after petting them 🥰

Birb

I am never leaving this site