announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite
A furry art digital painting of an anthro stoat with a scarred face wearing colorful Renaissance style clothing and a fur cloak standing in front of a large tree with a base covered in dead leaves and moss floating in the center of a dark void They're smoking a cigarette and stand slung with a sword literally taller than them secured against their back
Armed traveler
Dooberman is banned from every airline, even if he promises to sit way in the back away from the pilots.
man. if only victor von doom had a decades long, extremely personal feud with a well establish marvel super hero. he and doom having a complicated relationship built on jealousy and regret and rage. a feud that could easily flesh out said hero's other relationships. hmm does that exist, i wonder
like Matt Walsh and the average Restore Britain guy are absolutely convinced the US and UK are plagued by crime... and no?
What's actually rising, significantly, is homelessness.
Whenever you pick at the thin veneer on this "tough on crime" narrative, it always devolves into rants about "lazy bums on the street, junkies leaving filth, etc."
They think being poor is a crime, and want the poor imprisoned and enslaved.
Once again need to remind everyone that the supposedly crime-infested hellhole of New York is one of the safest cities in the country in no small part because most people in the central area don’t drive. America has a much bigger car problem than a violent crime problem.
Reverse X-COM should be a thing. That’s sort of what the cult in Terra Invicta is but I want to be the aliens subverting society and trying to make the most of a hand full of little green supermen against an endless horde of monkeys.
BEHOLD: PUPPY.
The squirrel patrol is getting frustrated with this transparent force field
It's really not good the way The Cut keeps exploiting people's mental illnesses. This woman has replaced her need to control everything about the food she consumes with a need to control what everyone in her life consumes, and just the, "you're not in trouble," framing makes that eminently clear.
Why do I want the highest political body in the land to be an opaque cabal where I cannot understand who or what is being discussed and what the actual opinion of the Justices are, why is that a desirable system, exactly
Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog
Hmm, what other meal should I make for dinner this week?
I don't know who all the spoiler candidates are, but they need to drop out.
This is, shockingly, cannon now.
didn't the first Minions movie go to some lengths to establish that the Minions were entombed in a cave in Antarctica for most of the 20th century to avoid certain Awkward Questions
anyways so much for that
Canonically, the Minions always work for the most evil people in the world at a given point in time. It is so hilariously unnecessary to make a film that implies they will soon work for Hitler.
No one is forcing you to make this movie! Who thought this was a good idea?!
Fairfield County! I will be in Lancaster at the Fairfield County Democratic Party headquarters Thursday 6-8pm! I am speaking about public school funding and how it works in Ohio, and what we need to do to right the ship and provide proper funding for education.
www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...
Ghost Muppet!
Beginning to think that the Trump presidential library, like TrumpCoin, or in an earlier era, his hotels, is just a useful front for processing bribes to the President.
You didn't *have* to post that you know.
One thing that's really insane about this is just how little these states matter in the US's agricultural production relative to how destructive farming is there. Arizona, Utah, and Nevada — the entire states, not just CO River irrigation — produce less than 20% the agircultural output of just Iowa.
Exactly all those public AND private land ranchers in the intermountain west - who want government subsidized water and grass AND who want to exterminate everything that isn't a cow - contribute about 5% of the nation's beef. That's it. We wouldn't miss it if it was gone. One less burger a month.
blexas and blississpi would probably destroy the GOP's fighting spirit
This one time an old lady I randomly helped carry some groceries (which were visibly bruising her hands) chatted to me about her career and eventually it came up that she was just straight up fired from an excellent job for refusing to fuck her boss.
Just kicked out with no incident whatsoever.
Do tigers count as catgirls?
Legendary belly rubs
Lions are best used for sprawling on.
A debate on the monstrousness of zombies: