I know a guy who was in Encyclopedia commercials (Donavan Freberg), around the time we got our own set at my house close to 40 years ago

I'm betting he's one of those who would go with "it's ephebophilia if they're past puberty", and that's why he denies pedophilia

It was pretty simple: heated the pasta, mixed toum and heavy cream and parmesan in a separate bowl, once pasta was hot (it was leftover) I added the sauce mix and stirred until well mixed.

Meds, therapy, a couple of short walks, spaghetti with creamy garlic sauce and IBC cream soda for breakfast. I feel like she would appreciate all of those (I hope)

Lysistrata opens on Friday, we run for three weeks, and if you want to do me a solid, you'll come and watch it and enjoy it. It's been a LOT of hard work, it's about smashing the patriarchy, it's raunchy, it's hilarious, there are glitter erections and we NEED BUTTS IN SEATS!

A meme referring to Discworld's Thieves' Guild as a receipt from "Your Caring Professional Meme Realocator" stating that one or more memes were so good they were appropriated by the Thieves' Guild, complete with

Chinatown was about the corruption in the LA DWP, and it is a great movie

Because we still operate under an evil system that focuses more on punishment than rehabilitation (because our Constitution legalized slavery for prisoners, and rehabilitating people means less slaves for corporations).
We definitely need to do more to take care of prisoners

And the plot line with the freeway and elimination of the public transit was just a comedic version of what was actually done in LA by a combination of car, oil, and tire manufacturers

If the public doesn't search for it then how do they keep it from the cops? It's important to get as much info as possible and keep it secret

Now you skeet everywhere

Well, if it was Andre the Giant, probably a couple years (based on an estimate from the story of his 30 second fart on the set of The Princess Bride)

Well, you also need to read, nothing specific that everyone should read, but must read to learn how to write as well

So, for some reason, I won't go into the reason but you could probably figure it out, my brain came up with a new term for the results of delving too greedily and too deep: a Bowel-rog. If this ever caught on, I'm not sure if I would or wouldn't want credit

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Hogfather" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just had a full conversation with a rat skeleton

My buddy Teatime pacing: the tooth fairy is lying to us

Well, seeing as how every Christmas movie I've seen I have also watched in months like (and in some cases including) April, then nothing counts as a Christmas movie

Not to say that they aren't evil, but that original post is only barely skirting telling the truth. The guy was on bail for other hacking thefts and under police protection because he had gotten violent in custody when he hacked and tried to ransom data for GTA, and is going to a mental hospital

Beautiful message, thank you

Sure, I like Cheese Danish

A highlighted section of text from Isaac Asimov's Foundation and Earth, with characters disagreeing whether a planet could deteriorate in habitability while humans were living on it, due to the humans being so self centered as to refuse to try to maintain the ecological balance of it

Hmm, 1986, Asimov, Foundation and Earth. Sad how this has become even more accurate

When I made dinner tonight, I was not expecting what I ended up with. I sautéed onions, added a tempura sauce base (for soy sauce), some lemon juice, ground beef, beer, cooked it down. Added cheese (two kinds of cheddar) and elbow noodles. I had made homemade Hamburger Helper. It was tasty though.

Yeah, when it comes to writing, I'm more of a script doctor type of writer

I can't remember if @probablyacryptid.elikwake.com wrote a song for that previously or if I just started singing the opening and it never went further

I didn't meet you til a ways after the Kyle saga. I didn't even realize when you became Tempest's editor that you were the same person from the saga

Holy shit! Looking at memories from the book of face for today, and it's the 3rd Anniversary of when I first heard of @cknightwrites.bsky.social because of the story of the neighbor's kid. Later they became editor for @probablyacryptid.elikwake.com

Because I was the one who found it. And iirc it was for Randy, but I'm not sure he ever saw it

Brassica xkcd.com/2827

Yeah, that never gets better - someone three months from 44