So I'm watching Zootopia 2, and the beaver said,
"It takes two to tango, but a threesome to be sumthin'"

I love that people are chanting for Bussi at the hockey game.

I've been told I eat string cheese wrong.

175 BILLION to immigration enforcement in this bill that just passed the senate. americans are oblivious to whats going to happen w trumps secret police ICE/CBP using "immigration enforcement" to put people into concentration/death camps like "Alligator Auschwitz"

Kill me the Beach Boys
and free my soul

"Which Alanic Morissette "Other hand" line are you feeling like today? A picture of a high give, flicking a cigarette, a hand giving a peace sign, a hand playing a piano, and a person hailing a taxicab

I'm your huckleberry.

Dear Bluesky, if I grab the seek bar to skim through a video that is muted, I do not want it to be a full volume suddenly.

Elon doing the salute

But it's not the 19th yet :(((

With the sleeves not at her feet

My gf refuses to wear the snuggie in the proper orientation.

Hehe I prefer bbq sauce

Shake Shack is not as good as Wendy's.

To start my shit stirring on this platform, I unironically enjoy the snare drum on Some Kind of Monster by #Metallica #Metal #Music #Rock

But it's not even Thanksgiving 😡

@bsky.app do we have a fun non broken balloon day thing like the other app?

Random thing that bothers only me: In the US, we're still currently in Daylight Savings Time, so all your times should be EDT, not EST. This does not change until Nov 3. It's been this way all of our lives.

In a professional setting, I have to consciously not spell it "gaymer."

I'll glad bluesky recognizes that cartoons from Japan are still called cartoons.

I live in a world where cleaning the kitchen floor was held up because we couldn't find the battery pack for our mop.