Omg that still 😂😂😂

What a dumb news story

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

The horror movie I’m currently living in is Instagram discovering I have tendinitis in one elbow and it won’t stop talking about it

Billy Campbell is 35% responsible for my sexuality

You can also substitute a supercut of Eileen Brennan CLUE highlights

If you’re depressed have you watched the Stephanie Hsu EEAAO audition tape yet today

I know we went with skeet but bleet was right there

Like a Sizzler

I CACKLED

I use this app called Philo and betrayed me

My app for Drag Race JUST RUINED IT BY SHOWING THE LAST 10 secs of the finale at the start of the recording it made for meeeeeeeee

Tomorrow I have to leave the city hosting an event for 200,000 people so I can work at an event attended by 150,000 people

Friend I am so sorry. What intense bullshit

I'm not much of a villain, so it took me a while to submit...but the first one started with a @petermurphy.bsky.social Getaway prompt, & the second one from @saltpeterdraws.bsky.social's beautiful prompt deck.

Thanks, @charlesjensen.bsky.social, for giving these nasty little poems a home.

She’s the blueprint

I’ve learned there is a new fighting ballerina movie so I am forced to watch

We've secretly replaced Tyler's dentist with a new brand. Let's see if he notices!

After six months!

Thank you @dieworkwear.bsky.social

I love coming on this site to kill time and instead getting a comprehensive overview of the history of chinos.

Jury finds that Ticketmaster and Live Nation had an anticompetitive monopoly over big concert venues A jury has found that concert giant Live Nation and its Ticketmaster subsidiary had a harmful monopoly over big concert venues, dealing the company a loss in a lawsuit over claims brought by dozens of...

Monopoly convicted of monopolizing www.yahoo.com/news/article...

This and/or Dopey

Whistling at work is diabolical behavior

The wildest thing about hetero culture to me is that they have like 7 billion-ish people to choose from when it comes to sex and relationships BUT they can't stop themselves from getting physically/emotionally involved with the people they ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT

It's always selectively reading Leviticus

If your name is Othello and you’re a general in the Venetian army, your “friend” Iago is on the subway train right now talking shit about you

Mel Sherrer sees people ignite like candles in the street, today at Villain Era! 🖤🔪

Maybe you’re just right ❤️

I haven’t had it. Do you recommend?