I keep forgetting this app exists

Nintendogs

back to it 💪🏻

Behind every cute pet picture, is a bribe

Ordered all my Christmas presents on one go, probably the most efficient i’ve ever been

i’m an expert level thinker, i’ve already thought of everything

in many ways social media is just high school again

I need a gym where no one else is in there but me.

🫶😘

All 90s babies stand up!!! Quote this with the year you were born 👀

1996

I need an M&S party food and christmas film party

I’m Widdicted ✨🧹

Nearly decked it 10 times on the ice walking at gay pace tonight

Sat ready and waiting for Wicked 🍿 But the question remains …. Is yo pussy green?

Every time I open this app it reminds me I’m very very homosexual ✨

Pits?

Phone replacement secured, Tea in hand, Bridgerton on the telly … life is (temporarily) good

1996 is getting a little too far back on the scrolly wheel for my liking

Insurance have doubled their excess for my phone and have now said they can’t cover my apple case … to confirm …. Nobody is getting Christmas presents this year xx

Day 2 back to work: First office day … wish me luck

Already so much dick on here, is one platform full of porn not enough?

Briefember …

First day back at the office after 4 weeks off today, I forgot what it was like to have a job. What do you mean I have to sit at a laptop and do as I’m told for 8 hours in exchange for money?

Why am I, a gay adult homosexual, required to have a job

Actually crazy how many gay guys there are

4/5 x days a week, and an PT I had last year made one for me x

I would LOVE to 🫶

5ft 11 ✌🏻

Respectfully: Thanks 😘