This is so cool

Imagine telling someone a Tucker Carlson video was “worth watching”. In 2026.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Keep going. Save yourself.

How stupid were they if they didn’t think this was 100% what would happen

Granted, republican presidents haven’t exactly nominated the brightest and best for the court

Welcome back. We missed you

Don’t ever fucking complain to us about cancel culture

Who the fuck is paying money to see this shit

Imagine humans finding a place where it snows during baseball season months and being like “yeah, this is definitely a place we should build a big city”

My husband and I are having a competition to see who can hide plastic eggs in the hardest spots. Loser has to cook and clean for a week. It’s been three days. He’s currently tearing the garage apart while I watch Netflix. I haven’t hidden a single egg.

A rare piece of good news today #fuckflorida

They will always, always find someone even worse.

boy do we have some good news for him, then

of course it's in a "gated golf course community" but also genuinely surprised he didn't just keep going into Franklin for the real money

petition to ban all days that don’t start with an S

But seriously my dead heart came alive for 5 minutes watching this. Rush for-fucking ever.

OMGOMGOMG

Can’t wait for the Nashville show.

Oh wait.

Was not prepared for Kroger to be blaring Tori Amos's "Cornflake Girl" on a Sunday afternoon.

Also unclear if this is a victory for Gen X or our most devastating loss to date.

Ok I don’t really know how to care about basketball but this is pretty nuts

Why are both my hockey teams tease me with the potential of actual playoff games for the first time in years then suddenly just give up? 😔

It is March and I’m already sweating my ass off. I am begging you, rest of humanity, to stop booking outdoor shows in the summer. It’s going to be miserable.

Awful news in 2026 just keeps coming

A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”

Seven-word death punch

Tonight is not going to suck

@exhaustdata 2 months ago Ten thousand dissertations all called “the American novel since 1945” reduced to a single sentence @chillextremist 3 months ago When I'm in the suburbs for too long I start to think about dying

How is it a problem when the party is also run by Nazis?

Not sure how the GOP has a young Nazi problem when all of its older leaders are also Nazis

RFK Jr took off his jeans after a workout

Men are too emotional to hold office

Just another day in this joke of a country

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Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image