Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by Jake Morrison

Post image
18 hours ago 1 0 0 0
Post image
18 hours ago 0 0 0 0
Post image
1 day ago 0 0 0 0
Post image
1 day ago 0 0 0 0
Post image
2 days ago 1 0 0 0
Post image
2 days ago 1 1 0 0
Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage.
A woman answers the door.
We have come for the child, says the hooded figure
So soon? she asks
It is time, says the hooded figure.
The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card!
What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure
We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! 
For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness
Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman,
the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them.
Do not cry mother. 
I am a writer now.

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

3 days ago 4495 1596 46 95
Post image
3 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image
4 days ago 0 0 0 0
Advertisement
Post image
4 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image
4 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image
5 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image
5 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

Las Vegas

5 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

Prices for open-ended tickets are crazy now

6 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image
6 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

Local temple in the park

6 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

Craft research and development institute

6 days ago 0 0 0 0
Advertisement
Post image

Nice cast iron water depth marker by the river flood control wall

6 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

Cow gives good vibes

6 days ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

Mmm, red garlic

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
Post image

Mmm, garlic

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

1920’s dress shop in Dihuajie

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

Taipei Dihuajie classic shopping street

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

Taipei local temple

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
Advertisement
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

1 week ago 30308 7239 258 361
Post image

Taipei walk through Dihuajie at night

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

Anyone up for some roadside sushi?

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
Post image

Taipei walk through Dihuajie at night

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Bank: “We noticed an unusual purchase.”
Me: “What was it?”
Bank: “A salad.”
Me: “Yeah that’s fraud.”

1 week ago 625 53 14 1