Posts by Jake Morrison
Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.
my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Las Vegas
Prices for open-ended tickets are crazy now
Local temple in the park
Craft research and development institute
Nice cast iron water depth marker by the river flood control wall
Cow gives good vibes
Mmm, red garlic
Mmm, garlic
1920’s dress shop in Dihuajie
Taipei Dihuajie classic shopping street
Taipei local temple
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...
Taipei walk through Dihuajie at night
Anyone up for some roadside sushi?
Taipei walk through Dihuajie at night
Bank: “We noticed an unusual purchase.”
Me: “What was it?”
Bank: “A salad.”
Me: “Yeah that’s fraud.”