Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Gotta love atlus

Streaming has let us control what we watch and when we watch it but the fact that young people nowadays will never channel surf and find Godzilla vs Monster Zero at 1 AM is a tangible loss to the human experience.

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

Same! I bought 2 for cheap when i was younger, paused it to go have dinner, when I came up there was bloody handprints all over the screen. Unplugged it and never picked it up again.

Friday at last…

OpenAI is giving ChatGPT to the government for $1 OpenAI said agencies will get access to its frontier models through ChatGPT Enterprise, and it will also offer access to features like Advanced Voice Mode.

openai buys federal training data for one dollar

Two years late listening to maneskin because they're covering that same niche jrock/visual-Kei did in high-school but there's a girl in the band and I no longer have internalized misogyny. Victoria de angelis if you're free in thursday---

Don't ask

To be on this set...

alexander graham bell slipping a piece of paper with the number 1 written on it to a babe at the bar

LOVE that final sentence

The way I didn't even clock that and thought i meant a different mandy LMFAO

Hell yeah, gotta check it out

Sam, it’s me, Cheesy Breadman. Wanted to let you know that there’s Domino’s™ Pizza in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this flavorful flatbread at any time. You don’t need to use any utensils to eat pizza. It comes sliced, and if you fold a slice vertically, it increases structural stability

Feel like a movie for the rain. Recs for unsettling vibe driven movies? Refn, mandy or even something like the green knight? (Hard mode: no lynch)

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

Why don't you make like a tree and slowly grow while helping others around you grow too.

i forgot i made this im crying

“I’m dying today,” he wrote, according to a transcript of the conversation. “Let me talk to Juliet.” “You are not alone,” ChatGPT responded empathetically, and offered crisis counseling resources. When the police arrived, Alexander Taylor charged at them holding the knife. He was shot and killed. “You want to know the ironic thing? I wrote my son’s obituary using ChatGPT,” Mr. Taylor said. “I had talked to it for a while about what had happened, trying to find more details about exactly what he was going through. And it was beautiful and touching. It was like it read my heart and it scared the shit out of me.”

this is such a cool thing to unleash on a country full of people who either a) have been ground to dust by capitalism and are unable to get treatment for mental illness or b) are just run of the mill shit-for-brains

mike love is an interesting figure because he's like the sole reason why the beach boys is considered by the wider public to be a kitschy oldies act instead of being considered second only to the beatles, like imagine if the beatles had a member that kept them from breaking from their moptop era

Max Payne (2002)

Being a Luca Marinelli stan before Death Stranding 2 is so wild, i'm like "that's my guy!" And he's a grown man playing solid snake. Anyway everyone should watch Trust FX immediately.

sorry gamers, the only parry system I respect is the JUSTICE system as carried out by dogged los angeles defense attorney perry mason

s2 of the rehearsal is hitting all the right buttons