You’ve won. And there are something like 12 episodes of autobiography to base it on.

‘Henry Medlton is a shyt and loussy knav I dar bowth say and swer’

(Henry Medlton is a shit and lousy knave, I do both say and swear)
Court record circa 1440.

Episode 1: The Master Plan of Memory Podcast Episode · Rymill and Son's Doctor Who Emporium · 12 April · 1hr 4min

Just another little plug for the podcast my dad has brought into being, so we can talk about our memories and childhoods of different eras and whatever else takes our fancy. 🎙️

Hosted by the brilliant @paulcarmichaeluk.bsky.social

Please rate generously. 🙏

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Absolutely delighted to be on host and chatting duties for this lovely new #DoctorWho pod!

There he is, pictured with the Doordash Granny, delivering his MacDonalds for a photo opportunity.
By a staggering coincidence she’s a big name in the MAGA movement.

Oliver Postgate was born 101 years ago today. I feel very lucky that I was able to enjoy the work he and Peter Firmin created in that barn.
A wonderful, creative mind and a voice with the most perfect soothing quality.
#OliverPostgate

What about now, though?
Anything directly involving the current Pope?
Anything, other than guilt by association, to lay at his door?

You know what doesn't get its support unceremoniously pulled by a tech company? Fuckin' books, brother

I’ve been trying to work out what he meant to say, rather than “bucket loads of c*nt”.

At first I assumed it was a one-off moment to make you think they had bleeped ‘Word C*nt’.
Then it kept happening…

I really, really wanted to enjoy this.

“Those stories tomorrow night at happy sex. Thank you for watching.”

When we tried using a giant rabbit to distract from disaster at L!VE TV there were questions from the ITC!
30 years later and it’s fine, apparently.

Bobby Darin - Don't Rain On My Parade YouTube video by C Ying Ho

Bobby Darin arriving at the BBC Television Theatre in a Mini Moke, already singing, then heading through the foyer and stalls. A signal to Alyn Ainsworth and the band are are off. The planning, the coordination; this is beautiful!

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Lovely appearance by this chap as he topped up the dry ice during the credits on a random #DarkShadows this morning.

A round of applause, please, in honour of poor Mrs Wortley, who gave birth to SIX CHILDREN in ONE YEAR (and her husband was blind). (1769)

#TomBaker as a bear in an advert for a film I’ve not seen.

The bin men aren't coming tomorrow, they must be off to watch the crucifixion or something.

BBC archive changes at Caversham Park mean research 'impossible' The changes at Caversham Park, Berkshire, mean the centre is only open on Wednesdays and Thursdays.

Here's a local news write up about the WAC Campaign's submission to the Charter Review - twinned with the usual weak quote from the press office. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Is #SNLUK using TC1? Not sure how I feel about that.

I see they’re using cue cards. #SNLUK

Right. Saturday Night Live. Let’s see… #SNL

The early morning ritual of coffee outside whilst Stan paws at the cushions. I’ve no idea why he does it, but I love how committed to it he is.

A friend in primary school told us that Michael Jackson was his cousin.
Nobody believed it, of course, but he wouldn’t let it drop.

If you see this, post a robot.

Peter Capaldi "Friday, I'm in Love" (Cure cover) at La Belle Angele, Friday 27th February, 2026 YouTube video by The (Other) Anonymous Punter

Fuck me, this is glorious.

It’s the word “poo” I object to.
“Waste” would be acceptable. Or “filth”.
Not that though.

(Got mine through last week.)

This is a genuinley excellent production so set your video recorders!

Second Shore Podcast Episode · The Cinder Path · 5 March · 8m

The results of my wandering, writing and recording along the Hookland last week- the story of someone returning home…
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Spotify-> open.spotify.com/episode/4NXt...

My favourite thing to do right now!