Donald Trump, without a trace of irony: "You can't put nuclear weapons in the hands of lunatics."

He's still an asshole.

Florid Interior Life with Chickens -- Jenny, 2026

Brilliant, Poised, and Probably Stoned: Adam Schiff, a Memoir

Pete Hegseth talks like a war criminal. 🤔

Markwayne Mullin -- your number 1 choice when Goober Pyle's not around.

The nominee for Surgeon General wants you to known that Ivermectin is a delicious dessert topping.

Plan something to look forward to.. you’ll feel better.

I think the Senate should confirm another addled quack for Surgeon General to bookend RFK Jr, how 'bout you?

Soul dog

What do you think happened? 😂💕

Sable German Shepherd on a bed in low light looking at a jar with treats (out of frame).

You're not a raccoon you're a German Shepherd. Maintain the dignity and bearing of your station say I to my dog as she stares at the cookie jar.

That's not hypocrisy 🤦‍♂️

I guess people will be talking about this for a little while now.

Bad Bunny showed us what we thought we were & ache to be: an inclusive community, celebrating our diverse humanity w/gladness, welcoming the stranger into our national village.
This beautiful portrait of shared humanity contrasted radically with MAGA’s bitterness & anger.
This is our North Star.

@drneilstone.bsky.social

The branches of government already have their own names.

The reason I don't read to my dog from the Epic of Gilgamesh is so as not to pollute the clarity of our communication. It's tempting though.

Sounds bad all in one place like that.

Hegseth's War Fighters have successfully shot down a party balloon with an advanced directed energy weapon.

Bondi is a cartoon villain lifted out of a graphic Leninist Propaganda novel.

They must be so happy you're thinking of them.

"Nasty, brutish, and short." --Thomas Hobbes anticipating Greg Bovino

So ordinary Americans on a grand jury have a keener sense of justice and the Constitution than red-nosed "Justice" Kavanaugh. 👍

That was fantastic! Too short

"I am satisfied that I shall live a sufficiently long time to have the satisfaction of seeing caloric interred with phlogiston in the same tomb." --Benjamin Thompson, Count Rumford

We’re in the arrest of prominent journalists phase of this Fascist regime.

Melania

No

These weather advisories are interesting to more than just dads.

Perspective 💯