Thoughts and prayers to the journalists having to read 100 press releases today with 'skibidi' awkwardly shoved in by someone who made their Gen Alpha son use it in a sentence this morning.

Jeeeeeezo

I don't know what's happened (obvs disappointing), but I know the very woolly legal situation makes it really complicated what you can call a gender neutral toilet now. I'm not an expert, but it's to do with if the toilet doors are floor to ceiling.

Found this incredibly 90s artifact in my parents' house - a tape of Ash's 1977 a bit stuck to a mix of Levellers songs. The nostalgia is so high I swear the cases smell of incense and cord flares.

Ha no, don't think so? And at least I'm not the people who went to see actual Chris Brown in actual Glasgow this actual week

I feel daft now, but loads of us really looked up to them, right?

Haha I read it and said exactly that out loud. Fucking YIKES

Well this Facebook memory aged well....

I did the Economist Data Storytelling one which was quite basic but came with tutor support...for prettier things, Tableau's online training (and in person ones if you catch one near you) are great.

Yes absolutely that's the crime we should be worried about. Real harm being done by *checks notes* people calling out genocide.

'She likes it woof!'

She means business. And that business is on OnlyFans

A screenshot from Build a Bear of a sassy looking toy dog in heels, jeans and a leather crop top. She's carrying a handbag which I can only assume contains a filofax and sex toys.

No but why is this the kinkiest thing I've ever seen?

Bro hugs all round. Swapping MySpace pages.

I bet Wu Tang and Libertines did not get on backstage

I've slept on it and still strongly feel that Iceland were done real dirty. Loved those wee shiny guys.

Also whoever it was voted for Israel needs a real word with themselves, FFS.

It's all I hear every time

I'm so sorry to hear this. I didn't know Lesley, but I know so many people who loved and admired her. Thinking of all who knew her xxx

If I had a daughter, that's exactly what I'd call her

I feel this very much many days. I am filled with multitudes of possibilities and also I am quite sore and need a nap.

Happy birthday! 🎂🎂🎂

Oh man...G...God? Was that you?

No no, thank you for making me laugh so much. And @stumurphy.bsky.social I guess, maybe. He tries his best.

This is one of my favourite podcasts...two very funny silly people who clearly love films to absolute nerd levels. Lovely stuff.

@felicityhannah.bsky.social just to warn you, in case you get it too, it was Hugh Hancock's name x

Just got a spam email which used the name of someone who died years ago and I did not like that one tiny bit.

The year is 2035. China announces tariffs of 3,000,000% on US goods. President Trump rises from the cryogenic throne which keeps him frozen to announce he will kill the moon. Musk announces his 49th child's mother is Mars. Everyone remains very tired.

New music from Garbage AND Pulp? I'm so happy that 15 year old me got the job of Head of All Music that she always wanted ☺️

I've been thinking a lot in recent months about what I'd like to do next in life to make myself happy and, after hosting a couple of events for the first time in ages, have discovered the answer is 'be applauded at constantly'. Don't mind if it's just out of politeness. Just need them claps.

Oh she looks so EAGER