Trying to convince myself that I am handling my life just fine while I continue to chew apart my bleeding fingertips

A bag of Colonel's Favorite Jelly Beans. The flavours are "fried chicken," "sweet corn," and "gravy." A truly atrocious novelty candy.

I tried these so you don't have to! They taste like a mix of durian, off-sour (like something kinda rotten), and what I can imagine I'd taste if I ate a spoonful of dust out of my vacuum. The taste lingers long after eating them. -67/10 would not recommend.

Another beautiful day on the internet

A photo of a beaver floating in still water

A photo of a baby beaver swimming

A photo of a baby beaver floating in still, murky water

A photo of a baby beaver swimming with its parent in still water

It's international beaver day today so here are some of my favs from last year

A few have suggested that some aspects of this mission--joy, international teamwork, diversity--are being played up to stick it to the hateful attitude of the administration. But I don't think it's that. I think it's just that those things are essential to and inseparable from a mission like this.

Earth being so annoying (too bright) that the Artemis crew has had to cover it up in the window with a t-shirt absolutely tracks.

This game is now the thread I am hanging on by

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

I do not belong at the Crowne Plaza everyone was dressed in full business attire for breakfast

Been living here a year. Singing neighbour mode activated

I am a failed birder I was unaware of the return of the swans and didn't bring my camera on the road today

The River Trail is just the river now

I caved and ordered a Switch 2 because Pokopia looks too lovely to not explore as soon as possible

I bet Shoresy will get really dark now.

A photo of a blue heron standing in swamp water in the afternoon sun

I had to go to South Carolina this week and I went for a walk in the sun and I heard frogs singing and birds chirping and it was humid enough to make my hair poof and I loved every minute of that

Was spelling something out on the phone the other day and said "C as in uh.. capybara" and that works I suppose but maybe was a lot of syllables

Stuart McLean sits cross-legged on a dark green couch, hands clasped in front of him, wearing a black short-sleeve T-shirt, blue jeans, and dark socks. He faces the camera and is centered in the frame. Behind him, tall black bookshelves fill the wall from floor to ceiling, packed with books of many sizes and colors, with rows of CDs on the left. Two green throw pillows with light-colored designs rest on the couch, one on each side.

Stuart McLean was one of the most beloved storytellers and humorists in Canadian history.
Known as the Story-Telling Comic, his stories explored both humorous and serious themes.
His show, Vinyl Cafe, was acclaimed.
This is his story.

🧵 1/10

Never understood the whole "it's a rental put everything down the sinks and toilets because fuck landlords" mentally. You know who else is affected by a wastewater backup? ALL YOUR NEIGHBOURS

I always forget that the Dawnguard quests aren't part of the base game so I don't know if he totally counts, but Isran as a character is comically unfun and cold. Isran the cat just wants to party and snuggle 24/7. Polar opposites 😅

A photo of my tabby cat Isran laying upside down on a blanket with his paws in the air and his eyes wide with excitement

I love that I named the most unserious cat imaginable after the most serious character in Skyrim

A photo of a set of antlers mounted on a wooden plaque hung on a light yellow wall

Finally got this project going

this shit is metal

Got a rental yesterday that had a bullet hole through the driver door into the passenger door

I am stuck at my parents because weather and I am not having fun

A photo of a black and white fine-tip marker drawing of a female hooded merganser sitting on a piece of driftwood

Another one! #birdart

A photo of a black and white fine-tip marker drawing of a yellow warbler perched on a branch with small springtime leaves.

Keeping at it. #birdart

A photo of a fine-tip marker drawing of a belted kingfisher perched on a driftwood branch, swinging a crayfish in its beak

I bought a small sketchbook in hopes that I'd draw a bit. Seems to be working #birdart

My hotel room today is not great but the breakfast is pretty good why is it always one or the other but never both

Drives so much better when all the wheels spin

Recurring new years tradish that I did not ask for: car broken