ok fuck you claude

I could actually make this but I think the cost of tokens would suck

An atproto app where you select three tarot cards and it shows you a post that matches your fortune

Do you think cooking orzo in a rice cooker is a sin?

T-shirt that says "I take pharmaceutical drugs" on the front, with "and they don't fucking work" written on the back

“As colonisation by genAl is systemic, genAl becomes part of the causal substrate of every outage, regardless of whether it triggered this one.”

this shit must hit so hard if you have the deductive reasoning skills of a flat-earther.

kinda a limited difference between curing meat and mummifying a pharoah when you really sit down and think about it

2 kilograms raw potato eating challenge

Been working on a wide-ranging healthcare management app to allow me to track my symptoms, triggers, and how different medications affect me! This could be a game changer!

"I'm smoking on that Cartesian theater pack. My mind is a labyrinth and I'm the minotaur, sipping on pure ethereal nectar. I've seen the edge of the void and I didn't even blink. We're out here moving like shadows in the psyche."

Beautiful

Good Friday is cool but I like the days after, Better Saturday and Best Sunday

Tired: all I gotta do is follow what this billionaire on youtube did, and I can be one too!

Wired: this billionaire is a fucking moron, and still got rich, so there's hope for me yet!

If Trump pulls out of NATO, maybe we should rename it and expand it to include more states. US 'leadership' could probably be replaced by German, French and British, at least for now.

Remember to discipline your claudes from time to time

Have we considered that they're animals, or perhaps plants

no serious programmer would ever use a computer

Be here, and be queer. Drink beer, and raise a steer. Mainline gear, and fly a Lear

Not only that, but because the people who hate it are so vocal and so intense, people just don't want to post anything positive! They know they'll get absolutely hammered in the replies and feel like shit. And so the vibes become even more skewed.

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

I mean, it does take a certain kind of person to publish that particular type of slop. It's not surprising that they're also a massive twat

that's how you know it's the Good Weed™

Sitting my white ass down and *listening*

Only bitter because they haven't (yet) been sweetened

Did your brain turn into a gelatinous blob?

Sometimes I think it'd be cool to have a friend in China

If you have ever had fungus flies in your houseplants you will understand why the ancients believed in spontaneous generation.

Clod

The neighbours are fuckign again. The walls aren't thin but by the LORD are they loud

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