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Posts by Jon 🐘 🧛🏻🎤🎭

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a man with glasses says " i really hate that man " in yellow letters Alt: a man with glasses says " i really hate that man " in yellow letters. (It’s a gif of Richard Attenborough as John Hammond from the 1993 film Jurassic Park). He is wearing a white shirt with glasses and a gold pinky ring with his chin in both hands and he looks despondently at a screen while shaking his head
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a man in a blue shirt is standing in an elevator and says i really do need to stab something ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in an elevator and says i really do need to stab something
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a man wearing a headband and holding an umbrella says " where we throw our heads back in laughter " ALT: a man wearing a headband and holding an umbrella says " where we throw our heads back in laughter "

Take your “remorse” and shove up your ass…where your head already is!

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They’re all like that lolol. Bland, uninspired, terribly acted, poorly sung (for the most part - every once in a while you get a Halle Bailey and Rachel Zegler but those are few and far between…and even then they’re saddled with usually lesser material)

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Oh. So like every other “live action”

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This is so cool and DATA IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

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a woman is talking to a man in a room and says `` it 's pink and it 's scented . Alt: A blonde woman in a black sports coat and pink neck scarf, Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods in the 2001 film Legally Blonde, is talking to a man in a room. She has just handed her resume to a man in a black sports coat with his back to us. In yellow text he says “It’s pink.” to which she responded in white text “And it 's scented. It gives it that extra something; don’t you think?”
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I read that is Ian’s voice and … that is an unexpected treat

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I totally misread that as this line from Clueless…which…fitting?

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a close up of a woman 's face with a red lip ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a red lip
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a woman is sitting next to a man in a tuxedo and smiling with her hands in the air . ALT: a woman is sitting next to a man in a tuxedo and smiling with her hands in the air .

His only sin?! his *ONLY* sin?!

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Probably still better than the actual new book. I would rather an ozempic ad than what we got…with Bryce Pinkham being an annoying gnat to the audience who needs swatting

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“My last meal shall be peppa pig!!”

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a woman says girl i 'mma smack you on abc ALT: a woman says girl i 'mma smack you on abc
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I think the younger and I have the same sense of humor … which with the three of us… could be dangerous lol. And the older was funny when I met her years ago and I can’t wait to see how her humor has evolved!!!!

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a group of women are standing next to each other in a hallway . ALT: a group of women are standing next to each other in a hallway .

Did these bitches forget that we were all raised to be Sister Suffragette?! I think they did…time for the choppy choppy! Let’s bring out Madame Guillotine from retirement

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a man with a beard is making a funny face in front of a bulletin board that says daddy Alt: a man with a beard is making a funny face in front of a bulletin board that says daddy. The face is one of fear and exasperation
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And what if I said I’d just chill with aunt Gladys in bed for three quarters of the night? What then?

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a man with a mustache is saying i 'm really proud of you . ALT: a man with a mustache is saying i 'm really proud of you .
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Queen!!!!!

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An illustration of a woman in a beautifully ornate and colorful dress holding a severed head in triumph   This is a sketch from a sequence in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera with this being a scene from a fictional version of the story of Hannibal

An illustration of a woman in a beautifully ornate and colorful dress holding a severed head in triumph This is a sketch from a sequence in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera with this being a scene from a fictional version of the story of Hannibal

Or maybe this type (I’m way too gay to not immediately go to this reference lol)

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Next tattoo?!

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a picture of a man with the words this is the way obviously ALT: a picture of a man with the words this is the way obviously
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Brian and Sally screaming in Cabaret

Brian and Sally screaming in Cabaret

Trying to center yourself as a hot slut under an increasingly authoritarian regime

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Why, yes!

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a man wearing glasses and a green jacket says " can i buy a vowel " ALT: a man wearing glasses and a green jacket says " can i buy a vowel "
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