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The next man to bail on me last minute is receiving an invoice with billable hours and an environmental service charge to supplement my water bill

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Thanks for all the love and positivity 💕

Thanks pup 😚

they designed him with that body and expected me to grow up straight

@beefwaffle.bsky.social you’re next 😏

Yes very much so

Oh, the cereal is for me. I ordered you the beef platter with a side of meatballs 😏

Nice dickface

I’m still laughing over here 😆

Stronkkkk

May I pet?

If Kirby inhaled you, what superpower would they get?

Now I’m wet 💦💦💦

I see 2 hungry pups waiting to get fed 😋😋

I sits?

Omg no spoilers!

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Happy birthday 🎂

I’d give your big hams a rub down whilst my tongue gets busy between those big cheeks

Damn that pipe is thick 😮‍💨

That meme still makes me laugh lol

☕️ 🤤

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🫦👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

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🫂 I run cold 🥶

“Swiggity swooty, we’re here for that booty”