Timbaland + Justin Timbalake = Timbashore

I resent it when people say I'm "getting fat".

No, I'm adiposemaxxing, tyvm.

Are you sure this isn't about Durg MacDurg, noted demolition driver?

Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth

So we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?

Remember folks: that's all it takes to remove A WOMAN from a position of authority, with these conservatives.
With men, we don't actually know what it takes to have one removed, other than to anger der fuhrer.

Me, an introvert:

Remember, the real battles are the friends we made along the way.

The earth shook. The sky quivered, and yet you did not complete the binding.
We stand on the edge of oblivion.
Get back in there! FINISH IT

cute!

There is only ONE PERSON who can get BlueSky working again.
but it'll take all of 24 hours

IIRC, didn't the NFL have something to do with all this, too? Like they didn't want Black players, so they pressured MLB to institute or at least prolong the color barrier?

So their damage control response of "He's not heretical; he's just ignorant" failed because he's actually stupid.

And he's President of the USA with his hand on the nuclear button.

coolcoolcool

Time to reintroduce vocabulary:

jun·​ket ˈjəŋ-kət
1
a
: trip, journey: such as
(1)
: a trip made by an official at public expense
(2)
: a promotional trip made at another's expense
a film's press junket

Also, isn't the capsule really hot after reentering the atmosphere? water can dissipate the heat much more quickly

Crout-ON. Crout-OFF. Crouton, croutoff. the crouter

Right?
Reminds me of when they said they could no longer make Twinkies for a profit.
So, some milk, bread, and sugar can't be mixed profitably? You need to learn business.

this is why they went from the small, airy croutons to the larger bricks they serve now

in all 3, if you walk in and ask "Did somebody order a pizza?" you're bound to get f**ed

He's gone from being Jesus to being Don Quixote.

honestly I think my pajamas look very professional

Michelin doesn't make stars. Carl Sagan does.

This. I've been saying this for a year.
We really don't need them released. We just need to start arresting people. We know they exist, they're real, and we have eyewitnesses.

CYBERTRUCKS EXPLODE. GET OUT NOW

Trump's touch: the touch that wilts and causes decay.

At what point is this considered collaborating with the enemy? They're essentially signaling what the USA will be doing, militarily, in some cases.

if you dial 1800 CRIMINALS, you get Mar-a-Lago

If's that willing to invest this much to interfere in another country's elections, how much do you think he's opposed to some very wealthy person--or a foreign government-- investing in interference with USA elections?

Seriously, though, one of the astronauts (from long, long ago) brought back my mother a U.S. flag that had orbited the moon with them.
She was an admin. asst. at NASA at the time.

author of badass heroines, for one.

probably something he heard a lot as a youth, like pah-rum-pum-pum-pum

Were I sitting in the Persian Gulf in an aircraft carrier, sweating my balls off day after day, I would not want to hear that I'm set to be here indefinitely because the Commander in Chief had a midnight trantrum.