I’m high so you’re going to wait a couple of extra minutes between sexts, bear with me

yum, bears 🤤

And it feels weird to assign sexual seduction to another female just trying to do her job so that’s out too.

The seductive masseuse scenario has never appealed to me unless it includes that the seduction comes AFTER the full massage duration.

Waste my 90 minutes on questionable dick? Nah.

Keep them waiting for YOUR message.

Trust me, I’ve got three on the line right now 🎣

Apparently when I’m exceptionally shy I have a lip quiver

And then I go she-wolf 🐺

Thought I was depressed but turns out I just needed multiple orgasms and a good dick.

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If you experienced the lover girl version of me, count yourself lucky.

Now I read every message like

Your feral 🤝 my feral

In my office.

Now.

I once gave a man his first orgasm after getting the snip-snip and you’re welcome, Jason

oh hey, I didn’t see you there

I’m not asking for much, just a roster of lovers to rival Blanche Devereaux’s

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My new fuckbuddy is a delivery driver and best believe I have all the best come-ons WAITING

or you can text it like I did 😏

“I had a bad day and I just kinda think seeing your dick would help” and other sweet nothings to whisper in his ear

“Oh fuck, I just knew it would be pretty”

and other things I may or may not have said on a first date

"go fuck yourself" im a chronic masturbator, bitch, GLADLY.

as to terminology:

COCK is my favorite.

followed by dick.

penis is too clinical.

dong, schlong, willy… meeeh, not sexy.

thanks for tuning in to my CockTalk!

Listen to you, moaning and crying out like you want everyone to know we're fucking.

Well, since the only way to shut you up is to make you suck cock...

*pushes a dildo into your mouth*

oh hey, I didn’t see you there

Get his ass, Your Holiness

lol I feel like the most chaotic one here, I sit on my bedroom floor in front of my floor length mirror

the worst 😩

^ except we’re both Maxes I think lol

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Don’t worry, they just get easily distracted by shiny new things

I’m not saying tormenting men is the only reason I decided to paint my nails red but

“Okay, listen,” she said, glaring down at her lap. “I’M not even a slut, it’s YOU!”

when I meet a polyamorous person who clearly communicates their expectations, respects my boundaries, and knows how to manage their time and energy

my skeets come to me in a James Earl Jones voice

Yes, he’s someone’s dad, has a gravelly voice and beard, and is in his 40s.

I have a TYPE okay

I think having a dom play with my day collar while we sit at a coffee shop, reaching under my hair to tug at it until the fine chainlink bites into the tender skin of my throat and then smiling at me knowingly qualifies as a booktok moment.