made the mistake of commenting "lol, lmao even" on the thread and now I'm getting email notifications for AI users crying about being priced out of their idiot technology 😭

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.

Saw Pillion (2025) yesterday, absolutely loved it. Spent half the day writing a review. 😭 Enjoy! boxd.it/e2MMC9

🔒🫶🏼❤️

I really would not. 😆 If there's an issue I would probably just say what it was instead 😆

me & the crew pulling up to the gay bar

Can't tell if you're being facetious but if I got that text out of context out of nowhere, I would think I'm gonna see them on the news storming the capitol or something

I see! Would you mind elaborating what was strange about it?

Oh really? I really loved it, thought it had really great comedic but also dramatic moments, managed to weigh the problematic relationship against healthier examples and didn't demonize kink as a character flaw but allowed the main character to grow into knowing what he wants.

#NowWatching Pillion (2025)

Ach nee, KI Bildsche braucht kein Mensch, vor allem, wenn die Realität viel schöner ist.

U!!! Hell yeah

just heard someone refer to a regular bicycle as an “acoustic bike”

ahahaha happy birthday! 🥳🎈

I just removed all the feeds that aren't "Following" for that exact reason.

Unfortunately once any algorithm figures out you're gay it's like "oh so you want naked men with unrealistic body fat percentages of course".

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

oomf was in a state of collapse

Exactly one year ago today:

Call me Bluesky the way I be going down

beautiful women in my notifications saying ⚠︎ Forbidden

My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself

Dammit it’s already happening

oh that's literally me and my bf 🥰

a drawing a suicine but its headcrest has been swapped with a cool S

Cool S-uicune

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it