"bro don't hang on the window"
"but why?"
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Posts by hi i'm bort :)
Gay boy mirror selfie. Iβm a white man in his early 30s, short cropped brunette hair and a short beard. Not skinny, not fat, not particularly muscular but lightly flexing one arm in the pic. Wearing a tank top, shorts and a chain. Glasses.
I was gonna keep my pen name a secret but fuck that.
I'm Richard Vein @richardvein.bsky.social - my first novella is a smutty, kinky gay romance about submission, found family, and the life-changing power of internal cumshots.
It also uses the word "Alpha" a bunch because of market research.
Richard Vein is arguably the best pen name for a smut series author. bravo ππ
delvin' for gear and then potentially leveling up the void elf devourer with BFA stuff (since i never played) :)
π www.twitch.tv/brittahkiin
Yuri
spent the afternoon organizing my pokemon cards. again.
despite selling my commons, i already have four full etbs :')
the spider has now Disappeared in the bathroom. idk where it went but i'm gonna go drink bleach
there's now a big ass spider in the bathroom downstairs and i fucking hate it!!!!!!
ok fuck off why'd he snitch
Rio Vidal and the Three of Swords
god i wish the copypasta bsky document that jove maintained was still around bc this would be PERFECT
:) did some shit, ran shadowlands raids for tmogs. very productive day
dunno if i'll be on on Friday what with record store day, but i'll let y'all know!! love u
toddler refusing nap times during the day leading to later nap times which leads to pushing bedtime and/or refusing bedtime entirely π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²
it's vault day :) time to wait for maintenance in a smidgen by starting pokopia and pray i don't get immediately sucked in (but a lil bit of wow beforehand bc i need to boost my vault)
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hit 1006 for m+ score and got the spectral hawkstrider mount
i died. a lot. so that sucked, but the guild i was running keys with was super nice and didn't flame me for my chronic floor povs π₯² W
bless the fuck up liquid death brought back tall boys for teas
shout-out to the woman in front of me during the game that said i was giving the best commentary ππ
Fleet lost :(
ran into Zoie Boyd on the way to TD Garden and then stood and chatted with Jillian Dempsey before puck drop π«
a photo on a rocky shore of a hand holding a glass bottle with a hotdog in it
i hope that someone gets my
i hope that someone gets my
i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah
hotdog in a bottle, yeah
HOUSTON (AP) β Artemis IIβs astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.
this is a flatly insane thing for our species to do.
no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
hitmontop implies the existence of hitmonbottom
Absolute cinema watching that jar of Nutella escape contain behind the backs of the astronauts after packing other things away
TL WON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
gg :)
hopefully i'm better tomorrow but who fucking knows at this point.
A color illustration of Jesus drawn to look like Waluiji. He has his white gloved fist raised forward is wearing a purple draped robe. His mustache is pointed. His crown of thorns and glove both have an upside down yellow J on them. A speech bubble coming from his mouth says βIβma gonna sin!β The background is vibrant red.
heβsa risen, waaahhhhh!!!