1…2…3…

“All eyes on me”

It’s sad the lengths he has to go to avoid his dad slapping him

You know what they say, it’s a doggy dog world

a close up of a man 's face with sweat dripping from his face Alt: a close up of a man 's face with sweat dripping from his face

When I am 4 “huh”’s deep and still have no clue what you just said

Scooby-Doo fruit snacks with the old “cloudy” blue scooby gummies

Kids these days just won’t ever understand how legendary the cloudy blue ones were

dads really did something special when they invented falling asleep on the couch and then waking up disoriented before going to bed

I’m going to finally say it, I haven’t been feeling very fergalicious lately

“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee”

“I drink a lot of water. Filtered water. Water filtered through coffee grinds”

Elon’s*

They started tracking it last month, they’re the highest numbers they’ve ever seen

Yeah shes a 10 but she thinks waterparks are an ideal vacation

A photo looking at the top of a full coffee cup, the coffee has formed 3 big bubbles that appear to be a shocked face. The text “Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early”

The bluesky in the background is a sign

Can’t forget the balls

To some degree, the more time I spend here the more I realize how polarizing it had been for awhile.

You are correct in that now all the worst parts of it have become amplified

Top tier feeling, happy birthday!

Went to the “Ex” cool site and experienced frustration with what I was seeing within minutes.

I hope this stays as a place that doesn’t do that to me, and I’m happy to be here instead

Or Mountain Die

You either Mountain Dew it or you Mountain Don’t

A photo of a coffee cup holding a coffee cup that had text reading “today my coffee needs a coffee” #coffee #joke #meme

Someone had to finally step up and do it

Oppenheimer? But I hardly know her

A bandage over a concrete crack, clearly fixing the problem. #joke #coffee #goodmorning

Drinking coffee to make up for the 4 hours of sleep

If Elon ever decides to sell the Twitter brand name Bluesky has the chance to do the funniest thing…

🤯

We’re going to need some more data

Sounds like the coffee is working for me then

Only one way to find out, keep drinking

A bandage over a concrete crack, clearly fixing the problem. #joke #coffee #goodmorning

Drinking coffee to make up for the 4 hours of sleep